Tell me a joke.....

[Lnk]

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Damn it Bill, no eye bleach warning!

 

[Mastermind]

Damn it Bill, no eye bleach warning!

I'd hit it.

 

[Joe Kidd]

Who gets it first?

 

[Bill G]

Damn it Bill, no eye bleach warning!

Hell that was one of my "G" rated ones. I kept it clean cause we got kiddos on the site.

 

[Bill G]

I'd hit it.

 

[Bill G]

Who gets it first?

There is no good answer for that

 

[Bill G]

My above posts were in jest. I do not advocate for violence against women.

 

[Bill G]

They can get the last laugh......and it hurts like hell.

 

[Mastermind]

There is no good answer for that

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Which is why I don't bother voting.

 

[alfack]

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

 

[John Wargo]

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

I know those particular words are in a rush song called free will

 

[EchoShindaiwaMakitaDolmar]

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

For those eligible, yes, but some have criminal records and have lost the right, but I don't know anyone here and am not suggesting otherwise.

For me, I can't imagine missing an election, but my father and grandfathers served, and I'm a student of history, human nature, and the laws of economics, so it's just a natural thing for me and my family. YMMV.

 

[Mastermind]

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Fugh em all.

 

[Philbert]

And . . . Back to Telling Jokes !

Philbert

 

[Bill G]

Which is why I don't bother voting.

My only brother and my wife both voted against me years ago.


True story folks I lost but I won in a landslide 2 years later.....even without their votes.

 

[Bill G]

Fugh em all.

Well we all got here by our Momma doing some fugh em, but hopefully our momma did not fugh em all....

 

[Bill G]

And . . . Back to Telling Jokes !

Philbert

I posted in jest....I guess my dry humor fell jest as flat as the breast of the first gal I asked to see her chest.

Do you want to hear the one about the co ck and the cornpicker?

 

[Mack 880]

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender delivers it, the cowboy looks around and notices the bar is completely deserted other than himself and the bartender...​

"Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day," the cowboy says.

The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," says the bartender.

"What kind of name is that? Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?" the cowboy asks.

"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"Weird guy," says the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," says the bartender


* credit to bartender jokes, darn sure not me.....

 

[Mack 880]

A weasel walks into a bar.

The Bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?"

"Pop," goes the weasel.

 

[blades]

Should have seen that one coming.