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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
For those eligible, yes, but some have criminal records and have lost the right, but I don't know anyone here and am not suggesting otherwise.

For me, I can't imagine missing an election, but my father and grandfathers served, and I'm a student of history, human nature, and the laws of economics, so it's just a natural thing for me and my family. YMMV.
 

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And . . . Back to Telling Jokes !

Philbert
I posted in jest....I guess my dry humor fell jest as flat as the breast of the first gal I asked to see her chest.

Do you want to hear the one about the co ck and the cornpicker?
 

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A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender delivers it, the cowboy looks around and notices the bar is completely deserted other than himself and the bartender...


"Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day," the cowboy says.

The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging."

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," says the bartender.

"What kind of name is that? Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?" the cowboy asks.

"Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes."

"Weird guy," says the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling," says the bartender


* credit to bartender jokes, darn sure not me.....
 
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