Tell me a joke.....

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Powerstroke Cowboy]

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You might need to add the five dollar fine for whining to that list! That'll learn em!

 

[Bill G]

 

[Sloughfoot]

Skeleton walks into a bar. When the bartender asked what he'd like to drink the skeleton replies, " I'll have a beer and a mop".

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Wilhelm]

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[ammoaddict]

Those are all great.

 

[Bill G]

Those are all great.

Yes and clean unlike many of mine.

 

[Sloughfoot]

"Hookers are in the best business. They have it. They sell it. They still have it." - Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Bill G]

"Hookers are in the best business. They have it. They sell it. They still have it." - Rodney Dangerfield

I miss ole Rodney

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Bill G]

 

[Bill G]

You know being married is funny. The longer you are the more you realize that, a good wife is a lot like a drum set, they are loud they make beautiful noises but the make the best noise when you pound them with you stick

Write that down

 

[Bill G]

A good woman is like a pinky toe, they are cute, they provide much needed balance, and you never truly appreciate them being around until you bang them on a coffee table late at night.

 

[Bill G]

You know it's funny with summer coming to and end I cant help realize having a beautiful wife to come home to everyday is a lot like owning a seadoo, they are a lot of maintenance and upkeep for the 3 or 4 times a year you get to ride them.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert