Tell me a joke.....

[old guy]

Saw that coming!

 

[Bill G]

 

[Bill G]

 

[Mack 880]

You don't get a "redneck" from sitting inside. It's earned from labor in the sunshine.

Stands to reason that this would be very true as the "redneck" would optimize his life for working outdoors. Having the right equipment, the right attitude, and the right friends to get things done outdoors.

 

[Bill G]

You don't get a "redneck" from sitting inside. It's earned from labor in the sunshine.

Stands to reason that this would be very true as the "redneck" would optimize his life for working outdoors. Having the right equipment, the right attitude, and the right friends to get things done outdoors.

I have always been a "Redneck" but I have never been one to take off my shirt or wear shorts. When I had to have skin grafts done on my legs they kept telling me that I had to always have excellent sun screen on them. I laughed as my legs have not seen the sun since I was born.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Bill G]

Tell Starbucks your name is "Ivanavaloya"

 

[damifino]

People say they pick their nose.......I feel I was just born with mine.

 

[Philbert]

(Noses run in my family).

Philbert

 

[Yukon Stihl]

Funny how your nose runs and your feet smell

 

[Philbert]

Funny how your nose runs and your feet smell

You’re built upside down!

Philbert

 

[damifino]

What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.

 

[Philbert]

What’s brown and sticky?


( a stick )

Philbert

 

[Bill G]

Funny how your nose runs and your feet smell

When I worked for the Corps of Engineers we had an electrician that was very short. One day a couple guys were giving him crap.
He says well think about it boys when I have sex with a tall girl it is great.
They said how is that.
He says.......
When I am nose to nose with her my toes are in it.
When I am toes to toes with her my nose is in it.

 

[Bill G]

Did you know you can actually tell if a woman is truly interested in you by simply looking at her feet.
For example if they are behind her ears then she is probably pretty interested.

 

[Bill G]

You know today I learned that cock fighting actually involves chickens.
I also learned there are 2734 Planet Fitness locations that I can no longer step foot in.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Halloween is approahing . . .


Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Philbert]

Hard to get a good picture with just my iPhone, but I think that this one is as good as my photo of the ‘e’-clips!



Really had to scour the night sky to get it.

Philbert