Tell me a joke.....

[Philbert]

(Where toilet paper comes from?)

Philbert

 

[Bill G]

 

[ammoaddict]

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I'd take that chance.

 

[ammoaddict]

This is a 100% true story. One of my buddies got the crabs back when we were 18 or so. He shaved his pubic hair, bought a can of Raid and sprayed himself. He said it burnt like fire but no more crabs.

 

[Lnk]

 

[John Wargo]

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At least his name isn't Marvin

 

[Bill G]

Damn I need to dig out a video

 

[Bill G]

Anyone ever see the guy driving his armored plated dozer on a rampage. I am not defending him but at least he had balls

 

[LAWN BOY]

Anyone ever see the guy driving his armored plated dozer on a rampage. I am not defending him but at least he had balls

I’ve watched the video yeah.

 

[Bill G]

The video I was thinking of was Marvin.

 

[greystone mountain man]

This is a 100% true story. One of my buddies got the crabs back when we were 18 or so. He shaved his pubic hair, bought a can of Raid and sprayed himself. He said it burnt like fire but no more crabs.

I was at a truck stop one night and one of the wanna be truck drivers in his shorts and flip-flops said he had crabs and wanted to know if I knew how to get rid of them.i said yeah I know a way that works every time shave one side and set the other side on fire then stab them with a ice pick while they are jumping out of the fire

 

[Motorka]

 

[Motorka]

 

[Philbert]

Perspective means a lot.



Philbert

 

[Bill G]

‏‏١٫٤ مليون‏ مشاهدة‏ · ‏‏٢٥ ألف‏ تفاعل‏ | 💖🌟#funny #jokes #quotesdaily🌟💖 | Lakwatsirong Ilocano | ‏‎Lakwatsirong Ilocano‎‏ · المقطع الصوتي الأصلي

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[Bill G]

‏‏١٤ مليون‏ مشاهدة‏ · ‏‏٣٣٢ ألف‏ تفاعل‏ | Let’s see if he’ll ever ask again | The Eva and Javier | ‏‎The Eva and Javier‎‏ · المقطع الصوتي الأصلي

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[Bill G]

‏‏١ مليون‏ مشاهدة‏ · ‏‏٣٦ ألف‏ تفاعل‏ | Chicken nugget weekend! | Chicken nugget weekend! A throwback to one of the first Ricky videos! #breadstickricky #roughneckroscoe #rickyandtheboss #comedyshow #constructionhumor... | By ‏‎Ricky & The Boss‎‏Face

Chicken nugget weekend! A throwback to one of the first Ricky videos! #breadstickricky #roughneckroscoe #rickyandtheboss #comedyshow #constructionhumor...

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[Bill G]

‏‏٢٫٢ مليون‏ مشاهدة‏ · ‏‏٥٢ ألف‏ تفاعل‏ | Timbuktu 😂Joelle Legg Nick ‘Honey Badger’ Cummins #joke #funnyjokes #couplecomedy #husbandandwifecomedy #funnycouple #marriedlife #mikeandjoelle #blindreaction | Mike and Joelle | ‏‎Mike and Joelle‎‏ · المقطع

Timbuktu 😂Joelle Legg Nick ‘Honey Badger’ Cummins #joke #funnyjokes #couplecomedy #husbandandwifecomedy #funnycouple #marriedlife #mikeandjoelle #blindreaction. ‏‎Mike and Joelle‎‏ · المقطع الصوتي الأصلي

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[Bill G]

A man asks his wife "honey if you had no feet would you still wear socks". The wife pauses a bit and says " well no". The man says "well then why do you wear a bra"

 

[Wilhelm]

A man asks his wife "honey if you had no feet would you still wear socks". The wife pauses a bit and says " well no". The man says "well then why do you wear a bra"

He slept in the doghouse, that's guaranteed!