Philbert
Chainsaw Enthusiast
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- 8:22 PM
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- 737
- Joined
- Jan 30, 2016
- Messages
- 4,503
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- Location
- East Dakota
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I'd take that chance.
At least his name isn't Marvin
I’ve watched the video yeah.Anyone ever see the guy driving his armored plated dozer on a rampage. I am not defending him but at least he had balls
I was at a truck stop one night and one of the wanna be truck drivers in his shorts and flip-flops said he had crabs and wanted to know if I knew how to get rid of them.i said yeah I know a way that works every time shave one side and set the other side on fire then stab them with a ice pick while they are jumping out of the fireThis is a 100% true story. One of my buddies got the crabs back when we were 18 or so. He shaved his pubic hair, bought a can of Raid and sprayed himself. He said it burnt like fire but no more crabs.
He slept in the doghouse, that's guaranteed!A man asks his wife "honey if you had no feet would you still wear socks". The wife pauses a bit and says " well no". The man says "well then why do you wear a bra"