Tell me a joke.....

[ammoaddict]

For us old guys


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That's good. I can relate to most of that.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Yukon Stihl]

For us old guys


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It's weird being the same age as old people

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Partner]

inspection window ;-) to see if the chain is spinning

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[fossil]

 

[fossil]

 

[Lnk]

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I heard it a little different. The bride wears white, because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator. Lol

 

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[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[fossil]

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[fossil]

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something, but the boy continues.
'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off.' You're going to break something.’
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping centre.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, A diarrhoea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
'Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?' she asks.
He says, 'I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !'

 

[fossil]

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[jakethesnake]

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Why you figure it’s adding all the pictures to what you posted. Seems like a glitch

 

[fossil]

Apparently you have to add a message to get the pic to upload. I figured I'd use that as my message.

I guess I could have put "read this joke and hopefully get a laugh"

No option to expand the pic either.

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[fossil]

Why you figure it’s adding all the pictures to what you posted. Seems like a glitch

I didn't see that until today. Maybe a glitch of some sort.

 

[Wilhelm]

Thumbnail Your attached picture and it won't say bla bla valid message!