Tell me a joke.....

[Motorhead]

 

[Wood Doctor]

Three dandies for you all to consider:

ELECTION RESULTS :
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

ELEVEN PLUS TWO :
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

THE EARTHQUAKES :
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Philbert]

Actually, . . . the BTU output on my gas stove is different on the Right and Left sides. And the front one is closer. So, front Right burner gets 90% of the use.

Philbert

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[merc_man]

Pic of me 37 years ago haha

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[fossil]

Getting Old

 

[fossil]

Yep

 

[RoyM]

A nurse walked into the bank, picked up a deposit slip, pulled a rectal thermometer out of her purse and started to write. When she realized what she was doing she looked at the astonished teller and without missing a beat said "Isn't that just great. Some ******* got my pen."

 

[41FanForLife]

Pic of me 37 years ago haha

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I see the resemblance. LOL

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Motorhead]

 

[Nutball]

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Don't forget that one couple who always fought.

 

[Motorhead]

 

[legdelimber]

Do we still anything with hubcaps that will hold a small rock?

 

[Wood Doctor]