Random Thought Of The Day

[USMC615]

I was set up here.

Exit.....stage left !!!!!

Lol

 

[Tbrown]

That's high dollar!!!

We have a cavatet, that's my excuse for buying the cheap 1 ply newspaper grade toilet paper.

Kids flush half a roll of the thick stuff per dump, gets expensive.

Going to start rationing, 20 squares per sitting

Went to high school with a guy, they were only allowed one or two squares....... Can't remember for sure.

 

[Motorhead]

Giraffes don't have to smell their own crap.

 

[Pincher]

Do I look like a nice guy when I am surrounded by a bunch of dickheads at work?

 

[Big1066ih]

What did whipping my phone solve? (Typing through a shattered screen)

 

[Dub11]

I wonder if any one will notice me working on a saw

 

[Dub11]

^^^^^^ Iam at work

 

[Redfin]

Im fairly certain there is a tick crawling up my azz crack.

 

[dall]

Im fairly certain there is a tick crawling up my azz crack.

thats not a tick you farted

 

[Duane(Pa)]

I stole(d) this: If a man says something and a women doesn't hear it, is he stihl wrong?

 

[huskihl]

I stole(d) this: If a man says something and a women doesn't hear it, is he stihl wrong?

 

[tree monkey]

My random thought:
Why the hell does my wife think she is entitled to everything in this divorce??? She walked out on me and now for some reason there is a lean on my truck. What a crazy summer this is gonna be!!!

give her everything, bills and dept included. no fight, no argument. once this is done, quit your job and make her pay maintenance.

 

[drf256]

Sums it up quite well.

 

[drf256]

thats not a tick you farted

You mean Sharted

 

[Dub11]

Drive through windows on the north side of buildings WHY.

 

[Dub11]

Iam I wrong finding humor that the old CHICAGO in town caught on fire?

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

It's Saturday! Oh, I have to work.

 

[Magic_Man]

Random Thought of the Day and Something to Ponder......

Big Dog, Big Turd, Little Dog, Little Turd.

That is All.

 

[Daserlon]

Why was i afflicted with CAD?

 

[Cigmaker]

Why was i afflicted with CAD?

Happens to the best of us. Only thing we can do is help others get cad.