Random Thought Of The Day

[Bill G]

You touchin' Yer pecker at a family BBQ?

'Mkay!

Yes I touch my pecker when I take a piss. I see you said you squat .......

 

[Wilhelm]

Yes I touch my pecker when I take a piss. I see you said you squat .......

I wrote "take a squat", but it is fine if Ya' can't read.

We all know You can write a whole novel with every other post so that's something.

Have a great weekend!

 

[Bill G]

I wrote "take a squat", but it is fine if Ya' can't read.

We all know You can write a whole novel with every other post so that's something.

Have a great weekend!

I call them real life short synopsis

 

[Bill G]

One Thai, one Bishop & two violet ones for dinner.

Conclusion, peppers are like redheads - they're volatile yet You can't get enough of them.

When I "burned" my pecker it was a cute red head that soothed it...mmmm

 

[pbillyi69]

When I "burned" my pecker it was a cute red head that soothed it...mmmm

does your wife know... lol

 

[Bill G]

does your wife know... lol

The cute red-head was my wife. Damn good woman.

 

[Bill G]

Companies will spend thousands of dollars in hiring people who will quit in a week, but
won’t give their dedicated employees the raises they deserve

 

[pbillyi69]

The cute red-head was my wife. Damn good woman.

I suspected as much

 

[Bill G]

I suspected as much

She never wanted to be considered a red-head. I will never forget when she was in labor with our first son. They doc took a look and said....awe we got a red-head, I bet she will be a bleeder" My wife did not argue at that point.

 

[Woodslasher]

I finally found a Duramax I like:

 

[davidwyby]

Levi’s ain’t what they used to be

 

[pbillyi69]

Levi’s ain’t what they used to be

nope

 

[Wilhelm]

Nor is Makita and any once dubbed durable tool or car brand!

 

[Bill G]

Craftsman is now crapsman

 

[Mack 880]

With all the bluster of Musk and going to Mars by 2035 - who is going to go? I would, but they have no trees for my chainsaws. And what chainsaws would I pack?

 

[Mastermind]

With all the bluster of Musk and going to Mars by 2035 - who is going to go? I would, but they have no trees for my chainsaws. And what chainsaws would I pack?

Who is going to go? How about we send all the billionaires?

 

[Semotony]

Who is going to go? How about we send all the billionaires?

Or send em down to visit the Titanic

 

[Mastermind]

Or send em down to visit the Titanic

I could get behind that idea.

 

[pbillyi69]

Who is going to go? How about we send all the billionaires?

exactly with a system malfunction built in so they cant return

 

[Lnk]

exactly with a system malfunction built in so they cant return

Already been done, they won't fall for that one again.