Random Thought Of The Day

[Bill G]

i am a human racist for sure. i have nothing against and countries people or races of people. I believe we are all human and that we are all the same. noone is any better or any worse than anyone else. however there are pleanty of people who are *a-holes and not good people but it has nothing to do with where they were born, their culture or color of their skin.. a douch bag is a douch bag no matter where they are from or who their daddy is. edit... just sayin

It was just a random thought that came to my head when someone called me that. I shook my head and the two marbles I have left connected, and out popped that reply.

 

[pbillyi69]

i understand completely.

 

[Woodwackr]

It was just a random thought that came to my head when someone called me that. I shook my head and the two marbles I have left connected, and out popped that reply.

At least you have 2. some of us are stuck with just the one, rattling around all day long...

 

[Wilhelm]

At least you have 2. some of us are stuck with just the one, rattling around all day long...

Empty space, no sound in space ...

Thankfully I have Tinnitus to entertain and keep me sane.

 

[nbbt]

Empty space, no sound in space ...

Thankfully I have Tinnitus to entertain and keep me sane.

And chainsaws to make a duet!

 

[Wilhelm]

And chainsaws to make a duet!

Not exactly!

Chainsaws to cancel the nagging of the Tinnitus since it never shuts tF up.

 

[Bill G]

At least you have 2. some of us are stuck with just the one, rattling around all day long...

I asked my proctologist and neurologist to give me a copies of my x-rays.
They said why?
I said because I want to prove to folks that my head is not up my ase.

 

[Bill G]

 

[LAWN BOY]

Ol’ Oliver actually surpassed 10K YouTube subscribers.

 

[Bill G]

Ol’ Oliver actually surpassed 10K YouTube subscribers.

I bet it comes with a free bag of ..........well I do not know

 

[Wilhelm]

Twentyonehundred hours

vs.

Nine PM

Why is the former so established?

 

[pbillyi69]

because people are lazy

 

[Wilhelm]

Eating peppers like hard candy must be normal otherwise I wouldn't do it!

 

[Bill G]

Many years ago my son said to his mother and I..... Why is it all the foods that taste soo good are soo bad for you?

 

[Bill G]

Around about the same time when my wife asked the same son about a girl in his class he looked at his Mom very seriously and said ..... Mom that girl is the kind of ugly no makeup can fix.....

He was right

 

[Wilhelm]

Do not touch Your face, eyes, nose after dissecting several peppers bare handed.

You're welcome!

 

[Bill G]

Do not touch Your face, eyes, nose after dissecting several peppers bare handed.

You're welcome!

Do not touch your pecker after eating a habanero................

Been there done that at a family BBQ

 

[Wilhelm]

Do not touch your pecker after eating a habanero................

Been there done that at a family BBQ

You touchin' Yer pecker at a family BBQ?

'Mkay!

 

[pbillyi69]

You touchin' Yer pecker at a family BBQ?

'Mkay!

ya gotta pee sometime

 

[Wilhelm]

ya gotta pee sometime

Take a squat and don't fiddle Yer pecker with Habanero spiced fingers at a family BBQ?

FWIW, I did a similar encounter with Thai Chilly & Bishops Crown spice on my scepter - DANG that went interesting fast.

When You gotta go, You gotta go!