Random Thought Of The Day

[Junk Meister]

Just don't listen to me fart!

I am trying to figure out what is special about a coilspring. I am trying to visualize what you are wanting to do and drawing a blank.

Of course that is not surprising. Some think my head is in my hind and filled with helium

Explains Squeaky farts

CROSS THREAD posting but it is sort of on topic.

 

[Wilhelm]

My "three week weekend" starts in two days, or another 16 hours of work - fingers crossed!

Come Thursday 2PM as it is said will be I am not responding company nor coworker calls nor messages for three weeks period!

 

[Bill G]

My "three week weekend" starts in two days, or another 16 hours of work - fingers crossed!

Come Thursday 2PM as it is said will be I am not responding company nor coworker calls nor messages for three weeks period!

Well you can respond but it might not be in a positive way.

 

[Wilhelm]

Well you can respond but it might not be in a positive way.

Nope!
Not worth my time.

Gonna block a group of work related numbers and be done with it.
I don't use a land line and my parents know that they are supposed to say "Wilhelm is currently not in Croatia" and hang up if someone tries to contact me through them.

If I know You and You need me , call me on my private cell.
It is my choice and good will whether I care enough to pick up or reply.

 

[Lnk]

Nope!
Not worth my time.

Gonna block a group of work related numbers and be done with it.
I don't use a land line and my parents know that they are supposed to say "Wilhelm is currently not in Croatia" and hang up if someone tries to contact me through them.

If I know You and You need me , call me on my private cell.
It is my choice and good will whether I care enough to pick up or reply.

We will just pm you on here. Lol

Enjoy your vacation.

 

[Wilhelm]

It's been 30 minutes since and I have yet to move ...

 

[Bill G]

It's been 30 minutes since and I have yet to move ...

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Wait til you get to retirement..........today is not the day.....there is always tomorrow

 

[Woodwackr]

Just don't listen to me fart!

It will pass.

 

[Bill G]

It will pass.

That is why I take the stairs over an elevator.

 

[Woodwackr]

That is why I take the stairs over an elevator.

To toot your own horn?

 

[Lnk]

That is why I take the stairs over an elevator.

We don't have a choice, no elevators here.

 

[Bill G]

We don't have a choice, no elevators here.

As a little kid (4-6) when my Mom was still here once a year we would go to JC Penny's to get new jeans. It was in a mall and was two stories. They had an escalator which I was scared to death of. I thought the thing was going to suck me in. Luckily they had an elevator so I made Mom use that. To this day I do not like escalators but of course when forced to I use them.

 

[Mack 880]

As a little kid (4-6) when my Mom was still here once a year we would go to JC Penny's to get new jeans. It was in a mall and was two stories. They had an escalator which I was scared to death of. I thought the thing was going to suck me in. Luckily they had an elevator so I made Mom use that. To this day I do not like escalators but of course when forced to I use them.

My wife was wearing a long dress that got caught in an escalator. As she was trying to hang on to her dress, it pulled her towards the bottom plate. Fortunate for me, I knew about the E-stops and I saw it - turned off the escalator and had to cut a decent part of her dress off so we could leave.

Couldn't find anyone to report it to, so we just left the escalator turned off, with part of her dress caught up in it.

 

[ammoaddict]

My wife was wearing a long dress that got caught in an escalator. As she was trying to hang on to her dress, it pulled her towards the bottom plate. Fortunate for me, I knew about the E-stops and I saw it - turned off the escalator and had to cut a decent part of her dress off so we could leave.

Couldn't find anyone to report it to, so we just left the escalator turned off, with part of her dress caught up in it.

I've always thought those things were dangerous.

 

[LAWN BOY]

2 years ago I ordered a genuine Honda air filter off Amazon, instead they sent a Echo leaf blower tube. Seriously.

 

[Bill G]

2 years ago I ordered a genuine Honda air filter off Amazon, instead they sent a Echo leaf blower tube. Seriously.

Talk to someone who has worked in a Amazon fulfillment center...................

You are lucky that is the "tube" you got

 

[LAWN BOY]

Talk to someone who has worked in a Amazon fulfillment center...................

You are lucky that is the "tube" you got

They actually did make it right afterwards. lol

 

[Bill G]

Here is a random thought.

Is walking on a treadmill while drinking beer really exercising?

Now I have never done it and never will but that thought popped into my head. Last week I stopped by a local roll form sheet steel place. I was talking with the manager and I told him I remembered when the building was built. It was originally built as a health club in the 1980's. We went there one night to play racquetball or something. I laughed as they had a bar inside and guys were walking on the treadmills drinking.

 

[Wilhelm]

I was taking "a raincheck" on today.

Lo and behold, it thunders and rains so the day did not go wasted!

 

[Wilhelm]

Pup needs a distraction from the thunder and I am lovingly happy to oblige.