Office party

[dennisguy]

Hi all,

We are having an end of the year party at our office, and this time I am in charge of it. I am really excited to take up this responsibility, as I love parties. But, since this is official, I am a bit worried. This is like a holiday party, because after that we all are heading for Christmas holidays. So, I have been looking online for some tips, and I have found an interesting article explaining 5 things that you need to do to make your company holiday party memorable. Has anyone of you arranged any such parties. How was it, I mean what all did you guys do?? I am planning for some games and secret santa as well. What else?? Need your help.

 

[Brush Ape]

Sounds pretty gay. I would drink a bottle of Jack and eat about four ludes on my way there. When I got there, I would tear off my t-shirt like Hulk Hogan and put on two party hats like I had pointy breasts. Then I would eat all the orderves like a dog without using my hands, act like I was choking on the toothpicks, drink out of the fishtank and scoot across the floor like a dog with worms. I would then stick my nametag right on the bosses wife's twat and go puke in the punch. Then I would light a great big joint and smoke it with the lampshade on my head. Thansk.

 

[Milkman31]

Sounds pretty gay. I would drink a bottle of Jack and eat about four ludes on my way there. When I got there, I would tear off my t-shirt like Hulk Hogan and put on two party hats like I had pointy breasts. Then I would eat all the orderves like a dog without using my hands, act like I was choking on the toothpicks, drink out of the fishtank and scoot across the floor like a dog with worms. I would then stick my nametag right on the bosses wife's twat and go puke in the punch. Then I would light a great big joint and smoke it with the lampshade on my head. Thansk.

That's what I'm talking about!

 

[P.M.P.]

Sounds pretty gay. I would drink a bottle of Jack and eat about four ludes on my way there. When I got there, I would tear off my t-shirt like Hulk Hogan and put on two party hats like I had pointy breasts. Then I would eat all the orderves like a dog without using my hands, act like I was choking on the toothpicks, drink out of the fishtank and scoot across the floor like a dog with worms. I would then stick my nametag right on the bosses wife's twat and go puke in the punch. Then I would light a great big joint and smoke it with the lampshade on my head. Thansk.

Better watch the gay word not sure if it will offend the O.P.But if it does tell him to GFY himself

 

[Coltont]

Sounds pretty gay. I would drink a bottle of Jack and eat about four ludes on my way there. When I got there, I would tear off my t-shirt like Hulk Hogan and put on two party hats like I had pointy breasts. Then I would eat all the orderves like a dog without using my hands, act like I was choking on the toothpicks, drink out of the fishtank and scoot across the floor like a dog with worms. I would then stick my nametag right on the bosses wife's twat and go puke in the punch. Then I would light a great big joint and smoke it with the lampshade on my head. Thansk.

You talk like maybe you've done it before?

 

[P.M.P.]

 

[P.M.P.]

 

[Motorhead]

Is that a trained monkey?Or is he wild?^^^^^^^

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

No tail...it's an ape.

 

[skidooguy]

Never been to a Christmas party so I'm on the same page as brush ape. Good luck with your party.

 

[skidooguy]

Sorry I meant holiday party.

 

[ny15]

Sounds pretty gay. I would drink a bottle of Jack and eat about four ludes on my way there. When I got there, I would tear off my t-shirt like Hulk Hogan and put on two party hats like I had pointy breasts. Then I would eat all the orderves like a dog without using my hands, act like I was choking on the toothpicks, drink out of the fishtank and scoot across the floor like a dog with worms. I would then stick my nametag right on the bosses wife's twat and go puke in the punch. Then I would light a great big joint and smoke it with the lampshade on my head. Thansk.

What he said. Definitely

 

[skidooguy]

What kind of business are you in? How uptight are your coworkers?

 

[stihl saws]

Sounds pretty gay. I would drink a bottle of Jack and eat about four ludes on my way there. When I got there, I would tear off my t-shirt like Hulk Hogan and put on two party hats like I had pointy breasts. Then I would eat all the orderves like a dog without using my hands, act like I was choking on the toothpicks, drink out of the fishtank and scoot across the floor like a dog with worms. I would then stick my nametag right on the bosses wife's twat and go puke in the punch. Then I would light a great big joint and smoke it with the lampshade on my head. Thansk.

That's the only way to roll! Party on!!

 

[czar800]

It's not a party if there's no tire fire... these days with the clean air act a stack of old pallets works also..

 

[srb08]

Sounds pretty gay. I would drink a bottle of Jack and eat about four ludes on my way there. When I got there, I would tear off my t-shirt like Hulk Hogan and put on two party hats like I had pointy breasts. Then I would eat all the orderves like a dog without using my hands, act like I was choking on the toothpicks, drink out of the fishtank and scoot across the floor like a dog with worms. I would then stick my nametag right on the bosses wife's twat and go puke in the punch. Then I would light a great big joint and smoke it with the lampshade on my head. Thansk.

Four ludes, a bottle of Jack and still maintained consciousness, you de bad!

 

[skidooguy]

The ape don't mess around!!! 4 ludes and some jack that's simply pre-game. So that it's not awkward for the rest of the folks. Gotta get loosened up to deal with them regular folk.

 

[skidooguy]

And a good old tire fire is never a bad time.

 

[stihl livin]

The ape pregames harder than most people party

 

[srcarr52]

Four ludes, a bottle of Jack and still maintained consciousness, you de bad!

I though ludes where extinct?