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I had 6 colonoscopy in 2 years. I know the discomfort and pure humiliating ass-pain. You have to have some fun with it!!

Quietly eat a bowl of ramen noodles when you are about 2/3 of the way through the jug of colon cleanse. Then, when you poop out the ramen as still completely whole noodles, act like you are panicked and call the wife/kids/parents into the bathroom and show them, asking “are those worms?????”

Do a colon cleanse challenge with your spouse or friends. Most people don’t believe when you tell them you *s-word clear water.

Swallow a couple gummy worms or gummy bears whole. Wait for surprise.

Eat a bunch of jelly beans. Wait for surprise.

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I had 6 colonoscopy in 2 years. I know the discomfort and pure humiliating ass-pain. You have to have some fun with it!!

Quietly eat a bowl of ramen noodles when you are about 2/3 of the way through the jug of colon cleanse. Then, when you poop out the ramen as still completely whole noodles, act like you are panicked and call the wife/kids/parents into the bathroom and show them, asking “are those worms?????”

Do a colon cleanse challenge with your spouse or friends. Most people don’t believe when you tell them you *s-word clear water.

Swallow a couple gummy worms or gummy bears whole. Wait for surprise.

Eat a bunch of jelly beans. Wait for surprise.
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Another good reason I'll never be on Facebook!
You're missing out on funny *s-word like this.Screenshot_20190501-110115_Chrome.jpg

VIDEO!!!!

lol well see I have to go to a buddy’s house for a little bit
Sounds ghey

So i am batting 1.000 with these doctors at the VA!! My chiro/acupuncture doc:

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I get to see her once a week. :b1::banana:
Winning!

My friend joe was having terrible chest
Pains
He was certain he was having a heart attack.
He went to the hospital here.
Filled out paperwork and sat for 4 hour's
They finally took him.
To a room and asked if ge needed help
Getting his pants off.
He said what the *f-word are you talking about
And the nurse showed him
The chart
It was for a different patient and it was for
An enema
Ge said *f-word this and went to another hospital.
Luckily he didn't have a heart attack or he may not have made it.
My Marine Corps vet uncle started having chest pains one day before his 60 mile one way drive to work. He knew the first hospital he would pass by would suck so he chanced it to make it to the city. Probably saved his life with that choice.
 
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