Not so pros 4 new and without politics

[59billy]

Moar doctor's appointments today. I'll be glad to get past this BS.

Pre-op exam? Most thorough physical ever. Surgeons don't like to work on sick people.

 

[Mastermind]

Pre-op exam? Most thorough physical ever. Surgeons don't like to work on sick people.

Yep.

 

[Czed]

Was on break at work around 15 of us
And the guy that used to hit on the girls and a few guy's showing dick pics
He said I've always been bullied all my life
And one of the girls immediately said
Is it because of your tiny penis?

I still have tears in my eye's

 

[Czed]

Moar doctor's appointments today. I'll be glad to get past this BS.

Have them make one boob bigger than the other that's how most women are.

 

[oddsawz]

The trend of taking pics of your dick and sending em to girls seemed to come about after I was already settled and married. Some of my friends though….absolute freaks.

I guess I could send one to the wife just for the reaction

 

[59billy]

Yep.

That's a good thing. They did blood work, chest xray, ekg, and colonoscopy on me, so at least I knew I didn't have any of the most popular cancers. I've become sold on preventative medicine in the last few years.

Have them make one boob bigger than the other that's how most women are.

"That's what happens when they're real."
-- Halle Berry

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena E Hoas.

 

[59billy]

A while back, I thought about posting my xrays and MRIs on Fakebook instead of the selfies and cat pics that normal people post.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good evening gang.

I got these today, and I can’t be ařssed to tell about the bass that got away

 

[John Wargo]

Doctors appointment now. First time back here since i have lost 85#. Actually looking forward to this visit.

 

[59billy]

Doctors appointment now. First time back here since i have lost 85#. Actually looking forward to this visit.

85# represents a lot of discipline and hard work. Respect!

 

[Mastermind]

85# represents a lot of discipline and hard work. Respect!

This.

 

[Tor R]

Good morning guys & girls

 

[GCJenks204]

Good Morning All, Happy FriYAY!!!
Planets and New Moon…

 

[Mastermind]

Good morning men.

 

[59billy]

Good morning to all the impatient outpatients, and the healthy people if we have any.

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. Sunny 63°F/ 17°C going up to 79°F/ 26°C.

 

[Czed]

The trend of taking pics of your dick and sending em to girls seemed to come about after I was already settled and married. Some of my friends though….absolute freaks.

I guess I could send one to the wife just for the reaction

I've worked in several industries since I started working in 1984
I've worked with many thousands of people literally from all over the world.
And he's the strangest *f-worder I've ever worked with
when we started the union job 2 year's ago
I have now
I scored 100% on the testing and am senior to him
I guess he barely passed the tests.
So I pawn him off everywhere I'm not.
The problem is most people won't work with him so I'm stuck with him occasionally
He told a friend of mine Jessica he said sometimes I get the feeling dave doesn't like me I said I wonder the *f-word why?
Even after all the things I know he's done
He was smart enough to never sent dick pics he would show girl's pics of it on his phone
Hey check this out or whatever.
They didn't want any so he tried that with a guy and the guy said that's not something to be bragging about.
Also flashed a couple of people
He asked my friend how many piercings she has and when she said 6
He said let me see those pierced nipples
And asked her to call him daddy?
He was taking those pics of himself in our bathroom's so I call them all grant's office's now.
He's calmed down after a come to Jesus meeting the supervisor's had with him.
And I'm not a total *a-hole and I told him you stupid mother *f-worder you'll never have this good a job again and you have 4 kids to take care of.

 

[Czed]

My friend's target
That's a 12 yds group
He's the one that ran over somebody's lawn jockey when he was driving he said it was practically in the road.
It was a good 50ft from the main road next to a driveway.
He's wrecked so many times the insurance said one more claim and we'll drop you
He wrecked his wife's car twice.
I keep telling him to get a seeing a eye dog so we can play fetch at work

 

[They call me Mr. Kibbs]

My friend's targetView attachment 467707
That's a 12 yds group
He's the one that ran over somebody's lawn jockey when he was driving he said it was practically in the road.
It was a good 50ft from the main road next to a driveway.
He's wrecked so many times the insurance said one more claim and we'll drop you
He wrecked his wife's car twice.
I keep telling him to get a seeing a eye dog so we can play fetch at work

12 ga 00 buck?