Not so pros 4 new and without politics

[59billy]

Moar doctor's appointments today. I'll be glad to get past this BS.

Pre-op exam? Most thorough physical ever. Surgeons don't like to work on sick people.

 

[Mastermind]

Pre-op exam? Most thorough physical ever. Surgeons don't like to work on sick people.

Yep.

 

[Czed]

Was on break at work around 15 of us
And the guy that used to hit on the girls and a few guy's showing dick pics
He said I've always been bullied all my life
And one of the girls immediately said
Is it because of your tiny penis?

I still have tears in my eye's

 

[Czed]

Moar doctor's appointments today. I'll be glad to get past this BS.

Have them make one boob bigger than the other that's how most women are.

 

[oddsawz]

The trend of taking pics of your dick and sending em to girls seemed to come about after I was already settled and married. Some of my friends though….absolute freaks.

I guess I could send one to the wife just for the reaction

 

[59billy]

Yep.

That's a good thing. They did blood work, chest xray, ekg, and colonoscopy on me, so at least I knew I didn't have any of the most popular cancers. I've become sold on preventative medicine in the last few years.

Have them make one boob bigger than the other that's how most women are.

"That's what happens when they're real."
-- Halle Berry

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena E Hoas.

 

[59billy]

A while back, I thought about posting my xrays and MRIs on Fakebook instead of the selfies and cat pics that normal people post.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good evening gang.

I got these today, and I can’t be ařssed to tell about the bass that got away