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Good morning. ☁️
Air seems to be improving, hopefully it will clear up altogether.
I've already sucked down a whole inhalers worth since the latest onset.
I hear you. Our area has a canyon coming in from the North out of Oregon, 3 more from the South, Southwest and Southeast. If there's a fire in any of those directions we get smoke, and there always is this time of year.
 

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Might explain how he got the hernia.
I'll tell you how I got it dood.

Bubba.....AKA The Bubba LLC, got a workout machine. He sat down on it....and with the weight maxed out, he slammed that mfer like it was nothing. I sat down.....and grunted a few times......and got a fughin hernia. Getting old sucks.
 

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I'll tell you how I got it dood.

Bubba.....AKA The Bubba LLC, got a workout machine. He sat down on it....and with the weight maxed out, he slammed that mfer like it was nothing. I sat down.....and grunted a few times......and got a fughin hernia. Getting old sucks.
"What a drag it is
Gettin' old."
 

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"What a drag it is
Gettin' old."
Doc told me not to pick up anything heavier than a jug of milk......with my wife sitting right there. Now I'm catching hell for feeding the cows....or putting out salt, or getting a bag of dog food. Lord God.
 

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Doc told me not to pick up anything heavier than a jug of milk......with my wife sitting right there. Now I'm catching hell for feeding the cows....or putting out salt, or getting a bag of dog food. Lord God.

That guy is a dik
 

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On the bright side, you get to say all kinds of old fart stuff like:

"Boy, I got a titanium hip, a Teflon knee, high blood pressure, diabeetus, carpal tunnel syndrome and PTSD, but I can still give you a whoopin' that we can both be proud of."
 

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I'll tell you how I got it dood.

Bubba.....AKA The Bubba LLC, got a workout machine. He sat down on it....and with the weight maxed out, he slammed that mfer like it was nothing. I sat down.....and grunted a few times......and got a fughin hernia. Getting old sucks.
i had one when i was about 25. trying to lift a 44” tsl bogger onto hub to bolt it back on. mesh repair. thankfully its never given me any trouble. my advice is be careful. this is one of those injuries where trying to “tough it out” is not smart at all and can land you with another surgery.
 

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I'll tell you how I got it dood.

Bubba.....AKA The Bubba LLC, got a workout machine. He sat down on it....and with the weight maxed out, he slammed that mfer like it was nothing. I sat down.....and grunted a few times......and got a fughin hernia. Getting old sucks.
Yeah, I gave up trying to keep up with the boy when it comes to lifting, that's what the young are for. Mine came when I had a 600# zero turn unstrapped on a landscape trailer. By the time I bounced down the road getting home it had gotten catty-whomped sideways on the trailer too much to get straight under its own power. No problem, I'll dead lift the rear enough to get straightened out, and I did! Couple days later the wife wanted to know when my belly button became an outie, then the doc found the blown out nut. Tried getting him to go ahead and mesh the other one as preventative...no go....
Do take it as easy as you need to though, intestine poking thru and strangulating is a helluva problem, 'specially if you're as far from a hospital as I'm guessing you might be!
 

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I've been on a bit of a parts buying binge, and as a result, i get a lot of customer satisfaction surveys in my email. I almost feel bad, because these are all parts for the future. What can I say?

"The air filter certainly looks like it could filter some air."

"This piston is a definitely piston shaped. It's vaguely cylindrical, with a hole that somehow is just right for the piston pin. The circlips are pretty circular, but somehow don't inspire trust."

"I didn't actually order the chain adjuster you sent, but you guys are experts. What saw is it for? I'll look for one."
 
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