Not So Pro 3

[Lnk]

Thank gosh you didn't say such a thing in Northern Virginia...
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Don't take anything you read here seriously, also I tell my wife jokes that are questionable. Like, why is the wedding dress white?








Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.


Which shows you how old that joke is, as most appliances are no longer white.

 

[Loony661]

Don't take anything you read here seriously, also I tell my wife jokes that are questionable. Like, why is the wedding dress white?








Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.


Which shows you how old that joke is, as most appliances are no longer white.

 

[LAWN BOY]

Don't take anything you read here seriously, also I tell my wife jokes that are questionable. Like, why is the wedding dress white?








Because the dishwasher should match the stove and refrigerator.


Which shows you how old that joke is, as most appliances are no longer white.

Our appliances are still old and white. Same at my grandma’s. I like the stainless steel appearance of new appliances, but prices are so high for the decent and good brands.

 

[lehman live edge slab]

I don’t do weed, never have, and never will. Nor will I ever have alchohal or coffee or cigarettes or drugs. I use my money for chainsaws and mowers. Weed and stuff is a waste of money. I don’t even have time to do weed.

just remember most people won’t even waste their time to give you grief if they don’t think you’re alright. No matter what happens in life you’re going to probably get some teasing and jokes about you. Key is you need to have elephant hide not tissue paper for skin. Most of the joking here is to make you pay attention to what you say and how it’s going to be interpreted and used against you.

 

[dall]

I think I now know what had caused all your pain. Sorry Dallas, it does happen.

lol

Dallas has to set limits for you youngsters. He is probably writing new rules for you as we speak.

You don’t want me to write rules because they wouldn’t be here like the last ones

just remember most people won’t even waste their time to give you grief if they don’t think you’re alright. No matter what happens in life you’re going to probably get some teasing and jokes about you. Key is you need to have elephant hide not tissue paper for skin. Most of the joking here is to make you pay attention to what you say and how it’s going to be interpreted and used against you.

lol surely not

 

[stihl livin]

Moaning bishes. This getting up early crap sucks but I have pt this morning and I need ti start getting in the habit of 5 am again. 4 weeks left till my next doctors appointment and that should have me back to work. I can feel some difference in my knee today from Tuesday. The muscles are starting to loosen up allowing me to walk better and with less discomfort in my knee.

 

[Lnk]

Our appliances are still old and white. Same at my grandma’s. I like the stainless steel appearance of new appliances, but prices are so high for the decent and good brands.

If you think those appliances are expensive, wait until you buy a stainless steel wedding dress.

 

[LAWN BOY]

If you think those appliances are expensive, wait until you buy a stainless steel wedding dress.

I thought wedding dresses were still white… Or are you referring to Elon Musk’s new robots that can act as spouses?

 

[full chizel]

jfc i have a headache reading this. I’d rather deal with my own kids

 

[John Wargo]

Morning ladies. Hope everyone stays safe and a big round of GFY's to all

 

[LAWN BOY]

Morning ladies. Hope everyone stays safe and a big round of GFY's to all

I still don’t know what GFY means on here. Someone told me it does not mean good for you…

 

[Loony661]

Morning ladies. Hope everyone stays safe and a big round of GFY's to all

How you feelin today?

 

[Loony661]

jfc i have a headache reading this. I’d rather deal with my own kids

No chit!

 

[John Wargo]

How you feelin today?

Getting better. Second day back at school.

 

[Loony661]

Getting better. Second day back at school.

Good to hear. Don’t cut your fingers off today.

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. Rain last night and forecast for rain most of today. 52°F/ 11°C going up to 64°F/ 18°C

 

[John Wargo]

I still don’t know what GFY means on here. Someone told me it does not mean good for you…

Means go fugg yourself. Some here use it as another way to say good morning. Just some good natured ribbing

 

[LAWN BOY]

Means go fugg yourself. Some here use it as another way to say good morning. Just some good natured ribbing

Are properly spelled cuss-words not allowed on the forum?

 

[GCJenks204]

Make sure you date a bunch of dishwashers until you find the right one. It should also be able to make sandwiches and do laundry. Up to you.

"I'm confused"

I still don’t know what GFY means on here. Someone told me it does not mean good for you…

God Forgives You

 

[JoeDirt]

Kid, you’d be a LOT better off saving your money and buying a house in a few years. Trust me. Chainsaws and tools are cool and all, but they are not an investment, they are losing value every day. Get a real job and save as much money as you can.

As someone who owns lots of tools and a dozen chainsaws and no house... shut up *b-word