Not So Pro 3

[USMC615]

Good morning sicko's and chasers of donuts. Yesterday was a fun ride home. Some fuucktard slammed the median wall up by my freeway exit and brought down the support for the freeway signs. Must be some good *s-word going around these parts. Damn thing collapsed onto I-75 north during rush hour. Highway was shut down until after I got home at 8:30. Have a day without traffic folks.

All it takes is the right *f-wordk up and everything is screwed. You know exactly how the N Atl to Buckhead/Alpharetta/etc and beyond *s-wordt is when everything goes right, 400N as well, much less when someone fukks up. If you don't hit it just right in the late afternoon/early evening hours and get lucky you might as well pull in somewhere and wait it out.

 

[Only the Tony]

I'll give you two donut boyz a little advice...move the *f-wordk out of geographic Bum *f-wordk Egypt, MO and Brokeback Mountain, WV and you won't have to buy donuts delivered to a god damn gas station/c-store, regardless of who da *f-wordk makes 'em. On a little side note, there's five KK's btwn here and Macon, have one a mile from my house and the farthest one about a 30/40 min drive. Still have half a dozen mom and pop bakery's that have been here for decades, some back to the 60's, that'll blow the doors off anything KK makes. But that's irrelevant to the KK deal they're doing tomorrow.

Now go get yer 2-3 day old gas station donuts, choke them mf'rs down and enjoy. lol

Had a local one that the owners retired and the new owners have ran it into the ground. There are a few places in Joplin that are decent, but generally I don't have time for frivolous things like boughten donuts. I'll just make them myself if I want really fresh.

 

[redline4]

Morning donut hole tension experts.

 

[Loony661]

Nah, just critters asking "is this so and so's place?", which it never is coz they're just scoping it out for a burg.

I was honestly thinking this jackwagon was up to the same thing - just casing my place for a later visit.

I've never talked to the cops in my life.

I would've checked him out with a baseball bat or an axe handle. Those kiddie snatchers play that bullsh!t..next time beat his brains in or shoot him.

We live in 2 very different places. I know about 1/3rd of the deputies in the county and have a couple of their personal cell #’s. Law enforcement is well respect around here. If he would have tried getting past me into the house, or came back again, I would have been more aggressive.

Years back some weirdo came by here trying to sell my (then) wife books, our daughters were in the side yard playing, she told him to leave, he whipped out his phone started taking pictures as he walked to his car.

I wasn't home on his first visit, he came back two days later, I ran him off with a piece of american hickory I keep near by. On his 2nd trip here, he claimed he was working for the census dept, I was like sure thing dip chit that's every 10 years, and you're 2 years late. What about the books you were trying to sell a few days back? His face completely changed. GTF out of here I told him.

About a mile after he left I got in my truck and followed him for a good long ways, to make sure he left the area completely.

Sounds like you did the right thing.

Update: I had a Fire Dept meeting last night shortly after my wife called this guy in. I told some others about what happened and a buddy with a toddler called his wife and told her not to answer the door for anyone coming around knocking. About 10 minutes into our meeting, she calls my buddy and says there’s a stranger knocking on the door - he left for home and by then this guy was at their neighbors. He called LEC non-emergent line like we did and they sent a deputy who made contact. Don’t know anything beyond that at this point.. 2 deputies initially responded after my wife called, but the suspect gave them the slip until this current incident, which is why I’m assuming the deputy that made contact was so close and was able to be there immediately.

 

[Loony661]

Good morning pastry professionals. 61 to 82 today. County fair started yesterday so we’ll be taking the boys to the carnival this evening. And hopefully back tomorrow for the big tractor pull.

 

[USMC615]

Had a local one that the owners retired and the new owners have ran it into the ground. There are a few places in Joplin that are decent, but generally I don't have time for frivolous things like boughten donuts. I'll just make them myself if I want really fresh.

I hear ya...I need to give 'em a go and see how making my own turns out. I ain't even never attempted a cake or a pie but a couple of times in my life and needless to say, they didn't look nowhere near like the pics in the recipe book, magazine, or the box. They was edible but that's about it. I'd prob *f-wordk up donuts big time the first few go-'rounds 'til I figured it out.

 

[41FanForLife]

Good morning men, have to go over the mountains again today, North Carolina calls. Franklin NC is closer than Franklin TN. Stay safe all.

Had a tire repaired in Franklin NC after i had a blowout riding 28 South "The Moonshiner". Nice country down there

 

[Woodrow]

Good morning fellas.

 

[Mastermind]

Gonna check out the USS Yorktown today. GFYs as needed

 

[lohan808]

Gonna check out the USS Yorktown today. GFYs as needed

Patriots Point is great. Ages ago my scout troop got to spend a couple of nights on the Yorktown. Good times.

 

[Mastermind]

Patriots Point is great. Ages ago my scout troop got to spend a couple of nights on the Yorktown. Good times.

We took a ferry out of Patriots Point a couple of days ago. Visited Fort Sumter. The museum there is top notch.

 

[farminkarman]

Good morning fellas.

 

[JoeDirt]

Chatty bítches this morning. Get the fućk to work damn slackers.

 

[dall]

I'll give you two donut boyz a little advice...move the *f-wordk out of geographic Bum *f-wordk Egypt, MO and Brokeback Mountain, WV and you won't have to buy donuts delivered to a god damn gas station/c-store, regardless of who da *f-wordk makes 'em. On a little side note, there's five KK's btwn here and Macon, have one a mile from my house and the farthest one about a 30/40 min drive. Still have half a dozen mom and pop bakery's that have been here for decades, some back to the 60's, that'll blow the doors off anything KK makes. But that's irrelevant to the KK deal they're doing tomorrow.

Now go get yer 2-3 day old gas station donuts, choke them mf'rs down and enjoy. lol

I couldn’t live in the jungle you live in
I hate people
Not moving

I was honestly thinking this jackwagon was up to the same thing - just casing my place for a later visit.

We live in 2 very different places. I know about 1/3rd of the deputies in the county and have a couple of their personal cell #’s. Law enforcement is well respect around here. If he would have tried getting past me into the house, or came back again, I would have been more aggressive.

Sounds like you did the right thing.

Update: I had a Fire Dept meeting last night shortly after my wife called this guy in. I told some others about what happened and a buddy with a toddler called his wife and told her not to answer the door for anyone coming around knocking. About 10 minutes into our meeting, she calls my buddy and says there’s a stranger knocking on the door - he left for home and by then this guy was at their neighbors. He called LEC non-emergent line like we did and they sent a deputy who made contact. Don’t know anything beyond that at this point.. 2 deputies initially responded after my wife called, but the suspect gave them the slip until this current incident, which is why I’m assuming the deputy that made contact was so close and was able to be there immediately.

You did nothing and nothing happened
If you don’t put the fear of god in them they will stay around and come back

I hear ya...I need to give 'em a go and see how making my own turns out. I ain't even never attempted a cake or a pie but a couple of times in my life and needless to say, they didn't look nowhere near like the pics in the recipe book, magazine, or the box. They was edible but that's about it. I'd prob *f-wordk up donuts big time the first few go-'rounds 'til I figured it out.

You would make a good kitchen *b-word

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. 66°F/ 19°C going up to 77°F/ 25°C

 

[41FanForLife]

Chatty bítches this morning. Get the fućk to work damn slackers.

And yet here you are tell us to stop slacking. Pot...Kettle....

 

[dall]

And yet here you are tell us to stop slacking. Pot...Kettle....

hes young and confused college student
next time he helps you on a job he will probably be wearing a dress or skirt

 

[redline4]

If you don’t put the fear of god in them they will stay around and come back

You flash them your newly installed meat curtains, don't you?

 

[41FanForLife]

You flash them your newly installed meat curtains, don't you?

That's gotta resemble a 2# bag of chipped ham from the deli

 

[Dream]

Gonna check out the USS Yorktown today. GFYs as needed

Go through the Clagamore while youre there if you can. Pretty cool old diesel sub.