Not So Pro 3

[Stump Shot]

This made me think of you @GCJenks204

That's more of a @redline4 move right there.

 

[Stump Shot]

Did you trade in a backpack blower for that too?

That is his BP blower, no?

 

[redline4]

That's more of a @redline4 move right there.

I actually took the good tires off my plow truck yesterday and put the summer ones on it..

 

[Stump Shot]

I actually took the good tires off my plow truck yesterday and put the summer ones on it..

 

[GCJenks204]

Yeah here to, I about blew away pumping gas.


Just go Mike Singletary on him!

This made me think of you @GCJenks204

A perfect description of today. Especially funny as our owner drove his Audi today, with those same wheels.

 

[Dub11]

That's more of a @redline4 move right there.

I actually took the good tires off my plow truck yesterday and put the summer ones on it..

A perfect description of today. Especially funny as our owner drove his Audi today, with those same wheels.

Nothing is Random

 

[redline4]

The only things I own not 4wd or awd is my lawnmower and the Harley.
Let it snow bishes, I'm not scared!

 

[stihl livin]

I actually took the good tires off my plow truck yesterday and put the summer ones on it..

I did that a week ago. F it

 

[ray benson]

Good morning Ray hope all is well with you today

Good Evening Todd. All is fine. Back from wife's cardiologist checkup. Need to schedule her a stress test.

 

[Mastermind]

I hand a friend who had a Benign tumour in the end of his index finger. He couldn’t use it and it got in the way.
He saw a few docs over a yr or more. They all wanted to see if and how it grew. He got so pissed about it. He said to the last doc, “if you don’t do it soon, I will do it”

I don’t think the doc believed him.

well, he looked it up on the net. Next thing he made a little box for his finger. And used a 2” chisel and a mallet.
Smoked lots of weed. Then cracked the mallet.
There were a few things he did wrong. Ie not having anyone around, as he could have fainted etc. He did call the ambulance, but was in shock as well.
The other thing was how and where he chopped it off. If it was done right he,d have 1/2 an index finger but now he’s got a nub.

one other thing, I said he was in shock. While on the phone to the ambulance peeps they got him to pick up the finger and bring it with him.
While in the hospital, they said we’re gonna send you off to another hospital so they can fix it back on.
He then said, ahh I don’t want that thing back on it’s got a tumour in it.
That’s when they realised it wasn’t an accident.
They then made him speak to a psychiatrist to make sure he wasn’t going to chop anymore fingers off.

And that’s a true story ..

Tell me more about this box.....

 

[Egg Shooter]

Tell me more about this box.....

Think finger Guillotine

 

[Egg Shooter]

Id say a fresh wood chisel would be ideal. Box holds the blade.....BAM! Hamma time

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Uh, not THAT type of crane usually.

So you do molest cranes tho? I guess i meant service, but i got ya anyhoo!

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Tell me more about this box.....

It was more like a guillotine, and the chisel was held in place so he could put his finger in then rest the chisel on top and smack it with the mallet with his other hand. He said it went easy,
The other thing he said was not pulling enough skin back to where he chopped it. The skin rolled back and then there was not enough skin to wrap round the end that’s why he ended up with a nub as the bone had to be cut back so there was enough skin.
I will find a pic he posted and a link to where he posted it.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena DIY digit amputee ponderers.
Grey and drizzly here, maybe 16C going 20. Yuck.
Errands, nap and nightshift on the horizon.

Keep safe ay. Oh, and watch out for crane birds, you never know who the dad might be apparently...

 

[sawmikaze]

I got a new helmet.

And ground a ton of small stumps today.

 

[41FanForLife]

Which one of you MF'ers dropped off your bedazzled Acadia and didn't come back into the shop to say hi?
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Dude. How did you figure out it belongs to @dall ? Hahaha

 

[Wonkydonkey]

https://arbtalk.co.uk/forums/topic/1349-jokes/page/363/#comments

These two screen shots. The The guillotine is on the next page page 364

and I’m not joking about this this is real

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I got a new helmet.

How do you like it Ryan?
They give us the same at work but with a clear plastic visor for splash protection. Few of us have changed the ear-muffs out because they are only wired to one ear, we've grafted our old peltors on for dual mono comms.
It never seems to have enough 'peak' to me also compared to a more traditional hard hat for a non-climbing application.

 

[farminkarman]

https://arbtalk.co.uk/forums/topic/1349-jokes/page/363/#comments

These two screen shots. The The guillotine is on the next page page 364

and I’m not joking about this this is real
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Ruh roh...Randy might have a shorter finger by tonight