Not So Pro 3

[Stihl working Hard]

Damn slackers

Morning dall anything exciting planned for today

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Morning All. Bright moon ushering in this morning. In for a wild couple days weather wise, 39f not headed to 68 later and dropping to 16 overnight with some snow. Elliott is on spring break, tomorrow feels like a day I should call now...

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Good morning Gary looks like another lovely morning for you today

 

[Stihl working Hard]

 

[farminkarman]

Good morning Greg make the most of your cool weather we had over 100 today it was stifling hot

EEW! I will take the cold winters over that hot stuff.

 

[Cat 525]

Winds howling up to 60 mph today and we are in high fire alerts!

 

[41FanForLife]

Uh, not THAT type of crane usually.

What's wrong with a little bird lovin??

 

[Slumberjack]

Good morning Pat how are you doing today buddy

Pretty good Todd. Trying to get all the things done so we can starup. How are you buddy?

 

[Slumberjack]

Winds howling up to 60 mph today and we are in high fire alerts!

Yikes! Hope you’re doing well Tim.

 

[Czed]

Somedays the guys forget how to read them marks. Makes for some tense exchanges.

1/4 and 3/4 are completely interchangeable apparently.
I had to double up 2x4s on three stud walls because the owner cut down dozens of 10ft 2x4s
He couldn't read a tape measure
I even gave him a toddler's tape
With the graduations written on it.
There's 3/4 inch gaps everywhere in the plywood all through the house.
I let him fix the floor joists
The advantech sheets were 3" short
So he had to sister up joists board's
And cut 3" strips to fill the gaps.

 

[hoskvarna]

Good morning Mark have things dried out much at yours after the rain

Evening sir
Yes they have a little
Today is 1st day of good sunshine and windy so that will help


Sent from Hoskey hilltop

 

[USMC615]

How are you doing today Jason hope your weekend went well

Evening Todd, doing alright considering it’s a Monday in the hangars. Wknd was a good just not long enough.

 

[Mastermind]

Just got home. The fughin doctor does not want to cut my finger off. Says I need to give it at least 6 months before making that decision. Bastard.

 

[redline4]

Which one of you MF'ers dropped off your bedazzled Acadia and didn't come back into the shop to say hi?

 

[Slumberjack]

Just got home. The fughin doctor does not want to cut my finger off. Says I need to give it at least 6 months before making that decision. Bastard.

Bastroff! I hope it gets better boss.

 

[ayoungtexan]

 

[USMC615]

Which one of you MF'ers dropped off your bedazzled Acadia and didn't come back into the shop to say hi?
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Funny *s-wordt...!

 

[Wonkydonkey]

I hand a friend who had a Benign tumour in the end of his index finger. He couldn’t use it and it got in the way.
He saw a few docs over a yr or more. They all wanted to see if and how it grew. He got so pissed about it. He said to the last doc, “if you don’t do it soon, I will do it”

I don’t think the doc believed him.

well, he looked it up on the net. Next thing he made a little box for his finger. And used a 2” chisel and a mallet.
Smoked lots of weed. Then cracked the mallet.
There were a few things he did wrong. Ie not having anyone around, as he could have fainted etc. He did call the ambulance, but was in shock as well.
The other thing was how and where he chopped it off. If it was done right he,d have 1/2 an index finger but now he’s got a nub.

one other thing, I said he was in shock. While on the phone to the ambulance peeps they got him to pick up the finger and bring it with him.
While in the hospital, they said we’re gonna send you off to another hospital so they can fix it back on.
He then said, ahh I don’t want that thing back on it’s got a tumour in it.
That’s when they realised it wasn’t an accident.
They then made him speak to a psychiatrist to make sure he wasn’t going to chop anymore fingers off.

And that’s a true story ..

 

[Dub11]

Winds howling up to 60 mph today and we are in high fire alerts!

Yeah here to, I about blew away pumping gas.

Just got home. The fughin doctor does not want to cut my finger off. Says I need to give it at least 6 months before making that decision. Bastard.

Just go Mike Singletary on him!

This made me think of you @GCJenks204

 

[redline4]

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Did you trade in a backpack blower for that too?

 

[Stump Shot]

Which one of you MF'ers dropped off your bedazzled Acadia and didn't come back into the shop to say hi?
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@dall