Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

2021 Yukon. 3,300 miles.
Customer complaint of multiple warning lights, messages on start up.
95 dtc's stored in 22 different modules, mostly low voltage and loss of communication.
Battery voltage at 5v. Charged, tested good.
Let sit, same thing.
Charge, tested, failed. Replace battery.
Check parasitic draw, 15mA.
Let it sit outside, started 3 times throughout the day, then 2 hours later, same *s-word. Battery voltage at 3.8v.
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I hate cars.

I feel the same way about saws.

But not a thief as far as anyone knows anyway.

At least not yet....

I have little confidence in youtubers

 

[ayoungtexan]

Good morning Brett how’s your day going

It’s doing great so far Todd

 

[p61 western]

2021 Yukon. 3,300 miles.
Customer complaint of multiple warning lights, messages on start up.
95 dtc's stored in 22 different modules, mostly low voltage and loss of communication.
Battery voltage at 5v. Charged, tested good.
Let sit, same thing.
Charge, tested, failed. Replace battery.
Check parasitic draw, 15mA.
Let it sit outside, started 3 times throughout the day, then 2 hours later, same *s-word. Battery voltage at 3.8v.
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I hate cars.

Glad your having a good day. Now GFY and smile.

 

[Agent Smith]

Always gfy on company time

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Mornin lads.
Second Saturday in two weeks that some fugger has valued my family time too low to bother turning up himself. Different fugger tho. Group gfy coming.
Keep safe out there ay.

 

[Czed]

Good afternoon

https://www.reddit.com/r/path%3D%252Fr%252Ffunny%252Fcomments%252Flie0vh%252F

Still 3" of ice it's slowly melting.

 

[Egg Shooter]

He didn’t use it on that 395 porting vid just sayin.

I don't watch most of his stuff outside of him running the saws

 

[Stump Shot]

Doing ok. Fed the cows....letting my painful finger warm up so I can work.

You should move where it's warm...

The big General in the mitten wants me to remove the fuses for the heated seats and put it back outside. They think the heated seats may be "turning themselves on".
*f-word cars.

Duh, it's cold outside. Lol

 

[Lightning Performance]

After noon

I don’t know his back story. I saw his video on the 395 live porting and he didn’t touch the upper transfers nor did he put a degree wheel on it. He just grinded, also didn’t do any machine work. If he charged money for the porting of that caliber that’s stealing.

Where do I send my saw? Do you have the address?

The big General in the mitten wants me to remove the fuses for the heated seats and put it back outside. They think the heated seats may be "turning themselves on".
*f-word cars.

Burn that mfer!

So maybe the ECM is full of moisture or does it have those super wires that feed coolant from leaky sensors straight to the computer?

Fun times they are comin...

So... seats have a mind of their own now... oh my.

I came in late.
You do a battery swap yet or go nuts with jumper cable grounds everywhere? Just thinking out loud

 

[Slumberjack]

After noon


Where do I send my saw? Do you have the address?

Burn that mfer!

So maybe the ECM is full of moisture or does it have those super wires that feed coolant from leaky sensors straight to the computer?

Fun times they are comin...

So... seats have a mind of their own now... oh my.

I came in late.
You do a battery swap yet or go nuts with jumper cable grounds everywhere? Just thinking out loud

Lol

 

[redline4]

After noon


Where do I send my saw? Do you have the address?

Burn that mfer!

So maybe the ECM is full of moisture or does it have those super wires that feed coolant from leaky sensors straight to the computer?

Fun times they are comin...

So... seats have a mind of their own now... oh my.

I came in late.
You do a battery swap yet or go nuts with jumper cable grounds everywhere? Just thinking out loud

The coolant sensor leaking through the wires was circa 1997-98.
There are more computers/modules in 1 door of this thing than in any 1997 model.

 

[Cooper264]

After noon


Where do I send my saw? Do you have the address?

Burn that mfer!

So maybe the ECM is full of moisture or does it have those super wires that feed coolant from leaky sensors straight to the computer?

Fun times they are comin...

So... seats have a mind of their own now... oh my.

I came in late.
You do a battery swap yet or go nuts with jumper cable grounds everywhere? Just thinking out loud

If i'm remembering correctly, that model should have that bus bar type thing on top of the battery that acts as like a distributer block. My Silverado has a similar setup and kept going dead at random times. Finally s**t canned the battery. On installation of the new battery, I found some funky corrosion and a few loose wires and such in that little box thing that was causing bad connection to certain lead wires to accessories and such. I think it stem's from the guys that installed my speakers. Cleaned it all up, tightened all the wire down, little dielectric grease, and a new battery and she hasn't skipped a beat

 

[shadco]

Got my first Pfizer yesterday, arm feels like it’s gonna fall off and I keep falling asleep, otherwise OK.

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[Lightning Performance]

The coolant sensor leaking through the wires was circa 1997-98.
There are more computers/modules in 1 door of this thing than in any 1997 model.

Wow

 

[cuinrearview]

arm feels like it’s gonna fall off and I keep falling asleep

So a typical day for @dall

 

[redline4]

Wow

Even the window motors have a processor in them now. They operate on a LIN (local interconnect network) where they get and send info to the drivers door module. Modules on a LIN network communicate with other modules, but we cannot get data/communicate directly with them.

 

[Lightning Performance]

Even the window motors have a processor in them now. They operate on a LIN (local interconnect network) where they get and send info to the drivers door module. Modules on a LIN network communicate with other modules, but we cannot get data/communicate directly with them.

You get moisture in any of that chit... oh my

 

[huskihl]

I don't watch most of his stuff outside of him running the saws

Talky utube vids suck

 

[p61 western]

Good afternoon fellas.

 

[Slumberjack]

Talky utube vids suck

GGGGAAAAYYYY!!!! Lol