So, today’s all VEGAN TOFU recipe is brought to you by the US Methane Producers board and the American Hay Society
Today’s recipe calls for 48 oz of firm pressed tofu but since I’m not a sissy I substituted dead cow
Step by step instructions
1: Knock the horns off
2: Wipe its ass
3: Salt and pepper to taste
4: Throw it on the grill, count to 10, and flip it
5: Plate that puppy up
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If it won’t fit on the plate then man up, grow a pair, and tell the boss to buy some damn man size dinner plates
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