Not So Pro 3

[Lnk]

Good morning men, bunch of chatty Kathy's in here. Talking chit, chit tanks, and chromosomes. WTF! Randy, I would like to rent a pig just like Mike, but I want the complete doomsday insurance, just in case!

 

[Mastermind]

My client is claiming justifiable hamicide, your honor, murder is entirely out of the question. The pig was simply too delicious to be left alive.

I'll allow it.

Fukmuppet you say…

Yeah, I’d hit that

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What's green and smells like pork?

Good morning men, bunch of chatty Kathy's in here. Talking chit, chit tanks, and chromosomes. WTF! Randy, I would like to rent a pig just like Mike, but I want the complete doomsday insurance, just in case!

We don't rent pigs.

 

[Loony661]

Good morning fellas. Sunny and 85 expected today until the severe storms show up later this afternoon. I’m going to grade a few roads in the meantime.

 

[Jscb1b]

Why did Ms. Piggy douce with soy sauce and maple syrup?


















Kermit likes eating sweet and sour pork.

 

[Loony661]

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. 75°F/ 24°C going up to 90°F/ 32°C. Chance of rain this afternoon.

 

[AlfA01]

Morning Peeps! Office view is pretty good today…

 

[full chizel]

He got mad at me and quit.

He wasn’t to happy with me either.

 

[footstep]

Morning gents, been chasing my tail trying to catch up after taking time off, weather has been crap, nothing but rain, looks like it's suppose to dry out for a few days, if all goes well this week, iam hoping to hit the lake & do some trout fishing with the kids on the weekend.

 

[Mastermind]

He wasn’t to happy with me either.

That's because you think you are a God.

 

[Mastermind]

My technology challenged wife is on a trip with a couple of her sisters. She stuck her phone in a selfie stick, which held down the right combination of buttons to cause it to reset.

She called on her sister's phone and had me talk her through restoring it.

This might be the closest I've ever came to suicide....

 

[3browns]

Morning fellas, 50 and scattered clouds, headed to the low 60s

 

[Woodrow]

Good morning fellas.

 

[p61 western]

Good morning mfers

 

[JoeDirt]

Morning folks. We had some rough storms yesterday evening. Power was out when I got home from work and was out for most of the evening. Otherwise we didn't have any real storm damage. A lot of people still have no power. Super hot and humid here today and through the rest of the week.

@John Wargo @sawmikaze hope you guys fared okay.

 

[full chizel]

96° with a bat wings factor of 100%. I wish it was snowing

 

[full chizel]

For my hometown and the families effected by the shooting on Saturday

 

[Czed]

My technology challenged wife is on a trip with a couple of her sisters. She stuck her phone in a selfie stick, which held down the right combination of buttons to cause it to reset.

She called on her sister's phone and had me talk her through restoring it.

This might be the closest I've ever came to suicide....

Change all of her contacts to sugarbritches

 

[Mastermind]

Morning fellas, 50 and scattered clouds, headed to the low 60s

I wouldn't move.

Change all of her contacts to sugarbritches

She'd kill me until I died from it.

 

[3browns]

I wouldn't move.

She'd kill me until I died from it.

Can I remind you that you said that about next January 15th when it's 20 below?

Plus you guys in Tennessee sound entirely too violent for me