Not So Pro 3

[Gullet]

Not really but April 30th of 2026 I will be 64 1/2. Depending on how well things go between now and then will determine my final date. I have a pretty good job and certainly have plenty of freedom...

I'm having a GTG April 11th 2036.

 

[nbbt]

Evening fuggers. Thunder and lightning is starting to come through our area. Almost on cue for being nearly bedtime. Haha . . .

 

[Mastermind]

So, @Mastermind, you remember last week when I rented those pigs, and you encouraged me to add the accidental death and dismemberment insurance to the rental contract?

And remember how I laughed and said insurance was for pussies and I would never need it?

Is it too late to change my mind and add that insurance on to the bill?

Asking for your employees…

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MURDERER !!!!!!

 

[Mastermind]

Bedtime

 

[3browns]

MURDERER !!!!!!

My sorry?

 

[Woodslasher]

MURDERER !!!!!!

My client is claiming justifiable hamicide, your honor, murder is entirely out of the question. The pig was simply too delicious to be left alive.

 

[Stump Shot]

When’s this going down?

September the 21st.

 

[Stump Shot]

Not really but April 30th of 2026 I will be 64 1/2. Depending on how well things go between now and then will determine my final date. I have a pretty good job and certainly have plenty of saws to buy between now and then...

Fixeded.

 

[3browns]

My client is claiming justifiable hamicide, your honor, murder is entirely out of the question. The pig was simply too delicious to be left alive.

I had no idea they couldn’t swim when I put them in the marinade

I feel real remorse for my actions

BURRRRPPPPPP!!!

Anyone got any slaw?

 

[maulhead]

The last few years in Hawaii after we bought the house, any new septic permits for property closer than XX to a water source or the ocean required this newfangled conical/upright cylindrical septic tank that had some sort of evaporation/transpiration thing going on

Supposedly the water that eventually came out of the system was drinkable

All I know is it was costing more than DOUBLE what a standard system cost and people were having all kinds of issues with them but that may have been lack of knowledge on the installer's part

They looked like a big conical tapered moonshine still

Why can only females use this type of septic system in Hawaii?

What type of septic system do the males use in Hawaii?

 

[3browns]

Why can only females use this type of septic system in Hawaii?

What type of septic system do the males use in Hawaii?

Manager, manager!!!

This bad man just assumed someone’s gender…

 

[maulhead]

Manager, manager!!!

This bad man just assumed someone’s gender…

At least I know my septic system is able to handle both types of chromosomes.

 

[3browns]

At least I know my septic system is able to handle both types of chromosomes.

Chromosomes?

We don’t need no stinkin chromosomes…

We make it up as we go along

 

[maulhead]

Chromosomes?

We don’t need no stinkin chromosomes…

We make it up as we go along

My 5th grade health class, said otherwise, but why should I bicker, it's a different world these days.

I see people someday's and I really wonder, what gender they ID as. I hate to ask, because they get so offended.

 

[Czed]

He got mad at me and quit.

Jason just didn't want him talking to other men.

 

[3browns]

Good evening fukmuppets

Fukmuppet you say…

Yeah, I’d hit that

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Fukmuppet you say…

Yeah, I’d hit that

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Kermit has been hitting that, I bet it’s full of frog sporn

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good morning gang

 

[John Wargo]

Leather jacket still soaked from yesterday's ride home. Cooler this morning but supposed to be really hot again today.

 

[Lnk]

I've told you fughers......Tennessee is the place to be.

Except we're full! Lol