Not So Pro 3

[beaglebriar]

I saw this on I-77 coming back from Statesville back when I was tossing piss jugs fer money.
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Scrap prices are up!!

 

[sawmikaze]

Did you have to give him cpr or did you do mouth to mouth ? lol

Mouth to dick resuscitation always worked on me.

 

[Bilge Rat]

Hay and horseshit. Best of the best.

A tin roof is the best sleeping pill when it's raining.

Got good news today.
My neighbor who has been in the hospital for 3 months is coming home friday.
We spoke on the phone, she sounds like herself and ready to get out of the hospital.
She sends thanks for the thoughts and prayers.

 

[Bilge Rat]

Mouth to dick resuscitation always worked on me.

That usually causes an inflated ego.

 

[Lnk]

I break the law almost everyday of my life, one way or the other.

We all do. Impossible not to.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Mouth to dick resuscitation always worked on me.

Is it a taste thing?

 

[John Wargo]

Did you have to give him cpr or did you do mouth to mouth ? lol

Wasn't in my class. I did nothing

 

[redline4]

Wasn't in my class. I did nothing

Spoken like a true slacker.

 

[JoeDirt]

Probably tool him an hour to tie all that down!

Doesn't mean it's any good!

 

[sawmikaze]

We all do. Impossible not to.

I'm actually making an effort the older I get to not get in any more trouble, another pinch for me and I might have to go sit down for quite a while..plus..a lot of things really aren't worth it.

 

[stihl livin]

Spoken like a true slacker.

Just like his brother Dallas

 

[sawmikaze]

Is it a taste thing?

When you quit taking pictures of your feet for other guys I'll answer that.

 

[sawmikaze]

That usually causes an inflated ego.

Either way it worked.

My old cell phones have a video reel like Porn Hubs greatest hits.

 

[sawmikaze]

I'm actually making an effort the older I get to not get in any more trouble, another pinch for me and I might have to go sit down for quite a while..plus..a lot of things really aren't worth it.

Did I actually just say that..

 

[Lnk]

I'm actually making an effort the older I get to not get in any more trouble, another pinch for me and I might have to go sit down for quite a while..plus..a lot of things really aren't worth it.

Oh I understand, the United States code is so full of crap, that it is impossible to not run afoul of a law. They say the average American commits three felonies a day. I stopped caring a long time ago.

 

[John Wargo]

Spoken like a true slacker.

That's right. I'll fugg up my own class

 

[full chizel]

Oh I understand, the United States code is so full of crap, that it is impossible to not run afoul of a law. They say the average American commits three felonies a day. I stopped caring a long time ago.

I’m not committing felonies anyday

 

[sawmikaze]

Oh I understand, the United States code is so full of crap, that it is impossible to not run afoul of a law. They say the average American commits three felonies a day. I stopped caring a long time ago.

I think I was born with a hard on for Authority..I have no idea why.. I'm making more of an effort to not respond to certain things that don't end up well for either party. I know more than enough people that are gonna sit in the can for a few decades and some for life because they reacted to things they probably should've just let go...at the end of the day it's really not worth it.

 

[3browns]

I’m not committing felonies anyday

Yeah, I got a speeding ticket in 1985 and since then I have either kept clean or managed to elude a daily felony for 39 years

Am I good or am I lucky?

 

[sawmikaze]

Yeah, I got a speeding ticket in 1985 and since then I have either kept clean or managed to elude a daily felony for 39 years

Am I good or am I lucky?

I don't think you're good or lucky, you just follow the rules.