Not So Pro 3

[41FanForLife]

I imagine he is in the kitchen making Christmas cookies and barking to that song by Frankie Laine. Ah what is it, oh ya, RAWHIDE!!

We will be making cookies tonight. I'm sure he is going to want to help.

 

[cuinrearview]

He is . And its not a huge deal until I'm cleaning puke up off of the basement floor. I normally let him have pretty free borders. I hate him being tied up.

I've done more for a lot worse companions back at Ferris State.

 

[GCJenks204]

No where near enough slacking here but will make for an easier Christmas Day. Turkey is in the brine, yams are ready to heat and serve, GF stuffing is working in the crockpot and pies are in the oven.

 

[Mastermind]

I'm sitting here eating some homemade chicken soup......and thinking. I'm a pretty lucky guy. Countless friends have checked on my family and I. Hell, even the county judge sent me a message to see if I needed anything. We're gonna be ok.....I mean all of us. Cause we have some good folks all around the world. Christmas Eve tomorrow my friends. Y'all enjoy your families. Hug em up close....tell them you love em.

Eat moar bacon!!!!!

 

[Stump Shot]

Merry Christmas to me. Might be the you suck winner of the year.
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I still got dibz, back off the rest off you varmints. Lol

 

[Stump Shot]

I'm sitting here eating some homemade chicken soup......and thinking. I'm a pretty lucky guy. Countless friends have checked on my family and I. Hell, even the county judge sent me a message to see if I needed anything. We're gonna be ok.....I mean all of us. Cause we have some good folks all around the world. Christmas Eve tomorrow my friends. Y'all enjoy your families. Hug em up close....tell them you love em.

Eat moar bacon!!!!!

Mmmm bacon...

 

[stihl_head1982]

Cept the neighbors had a bunch of bread outside for the birds. Well he was over there like he was at a buffet.

Yep, that's a dog's world
Poor fellar, he was going for it.

 

[stihl_head1982]

I'm sitting here eating some homemade chicken soup......and thinking. I'm a pretty lucky guy. Countless friends have checked on my family and I. Hell, even the county judge sent me a message to see if I needed anything. We're gonna be ok.....I mean all of us. Cause we have some good folks all around the world. Christmas Eve tomorrow my friends. Y'all enjoy your families. Hug em up close....tell them you love em.

Eat moar bacon!!!!!

Merry Christmas sir!
Some things money just can't buy.
Praying for you and your family.

 

[USMC615]

Had a little Christmas skirmish earlier this afternoon after work with a crackhead/methhead at a convenient store...it didn’t work out well for his mouthy, scrawny ass. When I left the side of the store where I parked, after putting my two cases of beer in the truck...I left him asleep and I laid his prob stolen bicycle on top of him. He was literally a one-hit wonder! Lol

 

[Agent Smith]

Had a little Christmas skirmish earlier this afternoon after work with a crackhead/methhead at a convenient store...it didn’t work out well for his mouthy, scrawny ass. When I left the side of the store where I parked, after putting my two cases of beer in the truck...I left him asleep and I laid his prob stolen bicycle on top of him. He was literally a one-hit wonder! Lol

So how'd this party start?

 

[dall]

I'm sitting here eating some homemade chicken soup......and thinking. I'm a pretty lucky guy. Countless friends have checked on my family and I. Hell, even the county judge sent me a message to see if I needed anything. We're gonna be ok.....I mean all of us. Cause we have some good folks all around the world. Christmas Eve tomorrow my friends. Y'all enjoy your families. Hug em up close....tell them you love em.

Eat moar bacon!!!!!

thats still rented pigs

 

[Egg Shooter]

I'm sitting here eating some homemade chicken soup......and thinking. I'm a pretty lucky guy. Countless friends have checked on my family and I. Hell, even the county judge sent me a message to see if I needed anything. We're gonna be ok.....I mean all of us. Cause we have some good folks all around the world. Christmas Eve tomorrow my friends. Y'all enjoy your families. Hug em up close....tell them you love em.

Eat moar bacon!!!!!

There you go bud. That's the spirit and outlook I was hoping you'd gain back.

 

[Bilge Rat]

I'm sitting here eating some homemade chicken soup......and thinking. I'm a pretty lucky guy. Countless friends have checked on my family and I. Hell, even the county judge sent me a message to see if I needed anything. We're gonna be ok.....I mean all of us. Cause we have some good folks all around the world. Christmas Eve tomorrow my friends. Y'all enjoy your families. Hug em up close....tell them you love em.

Eat moar bacon!!!!!

All we really need is each other, family, friends.
Knowing someone cares about you is comforting much more than material things.

 

[hoskvarna]

Morning Mark how’s your wife going

Bout the same Todd
She is getting very disgusted [emoji35]


Sent from Hoskey hilltop

 

[USMC615]

So how'd this party start?

I’ll try to wrap it up as short as I can...

He approaches me on his bike as soon as I parked, wanting $10. I told him, “I ain’t got $10 for you young man”. He said “*f-wordk you”...I simply walked on into the convenient store, letting his remark roll off, and did my business. Mind you, this idiot is prob in his young 30’s, 130 lbs soaking ass wet..looking like the atypical crackhead/methhead. Come back out, and he’s about two parking spots away from my truck on his bicycle...and says “*f-wordk you” again. Well...now we’re up to strike two. Unlock my truck, put my beer in the back seat, turn around and tell him he needs to watch his mouth as I’m walking towards him. And lo and behold, strike three rolls right out of his mouth...another “*f-wordk you.” Now his ass is on spent time. He goes to reaching in his pockets, fumbling around, and that’s when the right nailed his ass. Knocked him clear off his bike, he hit the asphalt and didn’t even twitch. That’s when I put his bike on top of him...he needed a little time-out to re-group.

Moral of the story...if ya wanna be a crackhead/methhead...be somewhat decent when trying to bum money for a hit...and leave the “*f-wordk you’s” out of it. Be my best advice. He got an earlier Christmas gift!

 

[dall]

I’ll try to wrap it up as short as I can...

He approaches me on his bike as soon as I parked, wanting $10. I told him, “I ain’t got $10 for you young man”. He said “*f-wordk you”...I simply walked on into the convenient store, letting his remark roll off, and did my business. Mind you, this idiot is prob in his young 30’s, 130 lbs soaking ass wet..looking like the atypical crackhead/methhead. Come back out, and he’s about two parking spots away from my truck on his bicycle...and says “*f-wordk you” again. Well...now we’re up to strike two. Unlock my truck, put my beer in the back seat, turn around and tell him he needs to watch his mouth as I’m walking towards him. And lo and behold, strike three rolls right out of his mouth...another “*f-wordk you.” Now his ass is on spent time. He goes to reaching in his pockets, fumbling around, and that’s when the right nailed his ass. Knocked him clear off his bike, he hit the asphalt and didn’t even twitch. That’s when I put his bike on top of him...he needed a little time-out to re-group.

Moral of the story...if ya wanna be a crackhead/methhead...be somewhat decent when trying to bum money for a hit...and leave the “*f-wordk you’s” out of it. Be my best advice. He got an earlier Christmas gift!

 

[Agent Smith]

I’ll try to wrap it up as short as I can...

He approaches me on his bike as soon as I parked, wanting $10. I told him, “I ain’t got $10 for you young man”. He said “*f-wordk you”...I simply walked on into the convenient store, letting his remark roll off, and did my business. Mind you, this idiot is prob in his young 30’s, 130 lbs soaking ass wet..looking like the atypical crackhead/methhead. Come back out, and he’s about two parking spots away from my truck on his bicycle...and says “*f-wordk you” again. Well...now we’re up to strike two. Unlock my truck, put my beer in the back seat, turn around and tell him he needs to watch his mouth as I’m walking towards him. And lo and behold, strike three rolls right out of his mouth...another “*f-wordk you.” Now his ass is on spent time. He goes to reaching in his pockets, fumbling around, and that’s when the right nailed his ass. Knocked him clear off his bike, he hit the asphalt and didn’t even twitch. That’s when I put his bike on top of him...he needed a little time-out to re-group.

Moral of the story...if ya wanna be a crackhead/methhead...be somewhat decent when trying to bum money for a hit...and leave the “*f-wordk you’s” out of it. Be my best advice. He got an earlier Christmas gift!

As far as im concerned you did a public service. Well done

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Quick windy pic from the front deck of the in-laws. Plant where I work in the background. We live twenty minutes back up the harbour. I just bought a pickup truck full of stuff out that Mrs Adam swears is totally necessary for a three day visit! Not to mention her in the mini-van.....me, I'm back off home for a nap before nightshift. Keep safe Chainsaw Fanciers!

 

[Mastermind]

I’ll try to wrap it up as short as I can...

He approaches me on his bike as soon as I parked, wanting $10. I told him, “I ain’t got $10 for you young man”. He said “*f-wordk you”...I simply walked on into the convenient store, letting his remark roll off, and did my business. Mind you, this idiot is prob in his young 30’s, 130 lbs soaking ass wet..looking like the atypical crackhead/methhead. Come back out, and he’s about two parking spots away from my truck on his bicycle...and says “*f-wordk you” again. Well...now we’re up to strike two. Unlock my truck, put my beer in the back seat, turn around and tell him he needs to watch his mouth as I’m walking towards him. And lo and behold, strike three rolls right out of his mouth...another “*f-wordk you.” Now his ass is on spent time. He goes to reaching in his pockets, fumbling around, and that’s when the right nailed his ass. Knocked him clear off his bike, he hit the asphalt and didn’t even twitch. That’s when I put his bike on top of him...he needed a little time-out to re-group.

Moral of the story...if ya wanna be a crackhead/methhead...be somewhat decent when trying to bum money for a hit...and leave the “*f-wordk you’s” out of it. Be my best advice. He got an earlier Christmas gift!

But.....did you give him the 10 bucks?

 

[dall]

But.....did you give him the 10 bucks?

20bucks is 20 bucks