It's a dominant banter site. An observation.

[JackAXE]

I understand the site is relatively new and things take time but are we not missing something here?
I wonder if it's to early to ask for my own category? We could call it:
"Just AXE Jack"
I like the suggestion box category, very cool.

 

[USMC615]

I get it...kinda like a Dear AXE Abby deal. What might your area(s) of expertise be?...or just a Jack of All?

 

[greendohn]

Yukyukyukyuk,, (laughing like Popeye)

 

[JackAXE]

I get it...kinda like a Dear AXE Abby deal. What might your area(s) of expertise be?...or just a Jack of All?

Yeah that's right, I always wanted to be in aviation but that was mainly because I was no G_d Dam good on earth. So yes, having said that I don't actually have any skills at this time.
J/k. Sure I have a lot of transferable skills. related ones too.
There may be more to the user name that you may not be picking up?
Think tree jack and falling AXE.
So yes I'm highly specialized as well.

I do like the 'jack of all trades' idea though. That would be more interesting and would move quicker. That would be where all my life's transferable skills come in. I just thought I would get a bit of feed back, prehaps we do a few scenarios or some real advice on lifes problems.
It will also have a review section where people could rip me. another Play on words with " AXE Jack "
So basically anyone could write anything,
for example if they were having a bad day they may say something along the lines of; You suck! Don’t quit your day job buddy!
Then of course I would address it as follows: "You are not mad at me, you are just mad at your Father". At that point I would encourage them to discuss it further on a one on one.

I believe my stronger areas would be in relationships, business with segments of law/loopholes as well Animals and math.
English. ..not so much.

I suppose if I had a business card it may read:

●Aligators castrated
●Orgies organized
●Tigars tamed
●Virgin's converted
●Mathematical hobbyist
●'Cat in the hat' poet
●In house psychologist
●loophole specialist
● Physics whisperer (west coast style)
● Chicanery bilingualist
Just an all around REALY good guy.

 

[USMC615]

Damn...that's the best read I've had all night. You get 'em Jackass. I can't wait to spill all my chainsaw, life-living, work related, galfriend, issues with you. Of course it'll all be here on the open forum....so other brothers can see the help you afford, and they can possibly avoid all the train wrecks I've had.

 

[JackAXE]

Damn...that's the best read I've had all night. You get 'em Jackass. I can't wait to spill all my chainsaw, life-living, work related, galfriend, issues with you. Of course it'll all be here on the open forum....so other brothers can see the help you afford, and they can possibly avoid all the train wrecks I've had.

Keep in mind one could be writting in "on behalf of a Dear and troubled friend". Having said that the 'Brothers' don't hold amunity from the trials of life. I myself am from the skool of hard knocks. That's what qualifies people. Who would want an adiction councilor that isn't an adict?
Heck No! 'You need one that was out there studying for the test for a couple of decades...if you get my drift?
No adlib lines here. I'll be shooting from the lip with profound wisdom.
There are three types of people in life

1 ) Ones that make things happen.
2 ) Ones that watch things happened.
AND the Ones that say " WTF just happened!

We Just have to ask ourselves which one do we want to be?

Daily words of wisdom:

If you Marry a woman that cheated on her husdand you will be Married to a woman that cheats on her husband.

 

[greendohn]

Subbed.

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

Daily words of wisdom:

If you Marry a woman that cheated on her husdand you will be Married to a woman that cheats on her husband.

WOW, I thought that was a no brainer. LOL!

 

[JackAXE]

G' morning westside, g'afternoon
central/ eastside as well, G' evening across the miles.
Just checking the daily mail.
No mail under "Just AXE Jack" as of yet.

Let's see what we have under;
"Say something nice or AXE Jack in half"
Ok, a little bit of feed back

Damn...that's the best read I've had all night. You get 'em Jackass. I can't wait to spill all my chainsaw, life-living, work related, galfriend, issues with you. Of course it'll all be here on the open forum....so other brothers can see the help you afford, and they can possibly avoid all the train wrecks I've had.

Keep your stick on the ice son, Wow! always thinking of the next person.
One good turn deserves the next.
Beautiful things will come your way friend. Did I here others could benifit from your misfortunate experiences.
Exellent stuff!!!
This reminds me of a time I was talking to a very aged and wise psychologist about four year ago now.

I was telling him how crazy mad I get when I hold a door open for a fellow human and they don't have the common decency to acknowledge the act.

I would say things like "Oh your welcome", as they passed. One time I held the door for two guys and they were about 20 feet passed me and I just couldn't hold it together. So I say rather loudly; " I held the door for two of ya and not one of ya could say thank you"! They both turned around looked at each other then myself and said "You know, your right! thank you.
Anyway, the Psychologist squinted his eyes and wagged his pointer at me and asked me. "Why do you think you do hold the door open for someone? I hesitated, then he wagged his finger and said. "Because you wanted to" I nodded in agreement and said "your are right"...as he continued; " You are not doing it for a thank you or Scooby snacks, we do it because we want to do it.
That "little sesson' was a life changer.

*It's apparent you have learnt that lesson of life.

Now their reaction or lack of doesn't confront me in the least.
It's about the act.

Subbed.

Thank you for all your support.
May your higher power go with you sir.

WOW, I thought that was a no brainer. LOL!

Right! but the veiw is never as clear from the inside looking out.

No partisapation without preperation!
We plan the work and we work the plan.

 

[USMC615]

G' morning westside, g'afternoon
central/ eastside as well, G' evening across the miles.
Just checking the daily mail.
No mail under "Just AXE Jack" as of yet.

Let's see what we have under;
"Say something nice or AXE Jack in half"
Ok, a little bit of feed back


Keep your stick on the ice son, Wow! always thinking of the next person.
One good turn deserves the next.
Beautiful things will come your way friend. Did I here others could benifit from your misfortunate experiences.
Exellent stuff!!!
This reminds me of a time I was talking to a very aged and wise psychologist about four year ago now.

I was telling him how crazy mad I get when I hold a door open for a fellow human and they don't have the common decency to acknowledge the act.

I would say things like "Oh your welcome", as they passed. One time I held the door for two guys and they were about 20 feet passed me and I just couldn't hold it together. So I say rather loudly; " I held the door for two of ya and not one of ya could say thank you"! They both turned around looked at each other then myself and said "You know, your right! thank you.
Anyway, the Psychologist squinted his eyes and wagged his pointer at me and asked me. "Why do you think you do hold the door open for someone? I hesitated, then he wagged his finger and said. "Because you wanted to" I nodded in agreement and said "your are right"...as he continued; " You are not doing it for a thank you or Scooby snacks, we do it because we want to do it.
That "little sesson' was a life changer.

*It's apparent you have learnt that lesson of life.

Now it doesn't confront me in the least.
It's just not about me.







Thank you for all your support.
May your higher power go with you sir.



Right! but the veiw is never as clear from the inside looking out.

No partisapation without preperation!
We plan the work and we work the plan.

Damn...this gonna get gooder and gooder!!

 

[JackAXE]

Looks like a little more mail under

" Feel free to say something nice or AXE Jack in half.

Damn...this gonna get gooder and gooder!!

This is the tip of the iceberg , there is a lot more depth and girth to follow yet...'N' that's what she said"

This is one for current affairs as well just happened a few hours ago.
Very much pretains to your ealier post I just commented on.

A rather nice experience, As a matter of fact, It needs to go in a thread such as "nice things you did for someone or someone did for you.

I'm not sure if one has been started yet?
Maybe you know or I'll go digging.

Anyho. .... I'm going through the McDonald's drive through and it's a bottle neck, from two order stations into one. An alternation system, IF the other side is ready.
In this case he wasn't so I had already moved up behind a truck from my lane as far as I could, right on the edge of the Junction. (the Y) As it was time to move again he still hadn't advanced as I could just see his front end as our veiw was impeded from the order board. As I started to move ahead a couple of feet then he started to move so I stopped and waited for him. After about 5-6 sec he rolled up and stopped again then I put my arm out in hope he would see my arm, which he did and had barely enough room to enter the single lane.
I get to the window and she said "have a good day, the guy in the front payed for your breakfast". WOW! He must had just
ordered a coffee as he started to leave as I left the first window so a hit the horn and waved and he acknowledged me with a back wave. Cool but I started feeling guilty that someone may have been standing outside more in need. I had a look and nobody was standing around down on their luck. I thought I'll have to pass it forward then I thought, I often do, therefore his gift will eventually get to the right person.

~And this is how we rationalize

 

[Ryan Browne]

Subbed.

Yep, me too. Count me in!

 

[USMC615]

Hey Dear AXE Abby, ever heard of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy...from many yrs ago on SNL?

 

[JackAXE]

Hey Dear AXE Abby, ever heard of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy...from many yrs ago on SNL?

Yes...back with the SNL dreamteam of the early 90'
He was a long time script writer.
very funny.

Next question please

BTW I like Dear AXE Abby alot also
or Dear AXE abbynormal
If you remember abbynormal?
May need a vote somewhere along this pilot.

 

[USMC615]

Yes...back with the SNL dreamteam of the early 90'
He was a long time script writer.
very funny.

Next question please

BTW I like Dear AXE Abby alot also
or Dear AXE abbynormal
If you remember abbynormal?
May need a vote somewhere along this pilot.

See if I got the link right below
...no bit I'll get it.

Where did the brain come from?...Abby...Abby Normal.

 

[P.M.P.]

Hey JackAXE why the name why not just JACKASS or Dr.Jackass?
Are you a fan of the show ?inquiring minds want to know

 

[P.M.P.]

 

[P.M.P.]

Youre probaly a huge FAN

 

[P.M.P.]

Who won the Toro Trotter in Jackass 2?

 

[JackAXE]

Where did the brain come from?...Abby...Abby Normal.

Haha...yeah ...Gene Wilder was the man.
Just LMAO watching that short scene.
I googled Abby nornal and hit share and clipboard but I can't post it for reasons unknown, funny as heck. Someone else can try or at least watch it...lol

Hey JackAXE why the name why not just JACKASS or Dr.Jackass?
Are you a fan of the show ?inquiring minds want to know

Oh yeah, I'm a fan. I was watching Bad Gramps the other day.
Some stuff I can't watch to much of and I'll admit I turn away for a minute.
"Why not Jackass?
For one I didn't know It wouldn't be conserned but USMC showed 'us' different didn't he.
I did realize someone may call me JackaZZ
but I was suprised it was under an hour.

In my second post here I said it
stands for tree jack & falling AXE which are tools to my trade so therefore it goes with the whole theme on here.

I don't remember who won? I'll guess the late Ryan Dunn, RIP