Changing my screen name to Hinerhedge or Hedgeman or Hedgetoe or Hedgefiasco or HedgeGFY.
"Slide in the mud..." LOL I'm just glad you got a front row seat to that performance. As humbling as it was, it would have been a shame for my mud dance to go unwitnessed.
For those of you wondering,,,,I was walking through mud and stepped on a hedge stick with my right foot. As I was taking a step with my left foot the hedge stick popped up and caught my left foot; it was as if somebody tripped me. The next few steps was my feeble attempt to remain on my feet or my miserable attempt at ballet, which had to be more hilarious than the fall itself. Note to self---at my age, agility, and weight don't fight it, just take the fall like a man. Anyhow, I eventually just dove on all fours right into the mud. I wish you all could have been there; it was.....priceless.