Holiday Giving Thread

[Cracker Boy]

Good evening gentlemen, I haven't had an opportunity to come and see you cat's in a while! Since the middle of August according to the OPE eye in the sky, it knows more about where I go than my mother did when I was 14 (would've saved her a lot of trouble if she had this technology back then) Sadly I have had a fairly crappy Summer and Fall , with 3deaths , my father-in-law being the one that reminded me of my own mortality, since I'll be 50 in March!
I better move on to something better, before I buy another Corvette online to soothe my mid life crisis (that I have approximately every 10 years, since I was 20, helps to justify irrational purchases)
So this thread is ideal for the mood boost I need, cause I love Christmas and giving!
So the items that I have are somewhat random and some may be a stretch to claim relation with chainsaw!If you don't approve feel free to get Chuck Barris to ring the gong. Items that could have more interest than a single claimant will be determined by the old name in the hat method.

The first item available by sitting on Santa's lap is a custom made piece of kit that any chainsaw enthusiast would be hard pressed to live without(as long as you're a Stihl fan) Custom made by Mrs. Dolmar Junkie, with her disclaimer that this is the first time she has tried to write any kind of logo (crochet,knit,embroider or whatever it's called) on anything,and promises to practice on the logos for all brands so as not to discriminate. So without further ado,


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She said that the braids/tassals could be removed if not manly enough for you'uns, I allowed that they would probably go over well with the millennial creamsicle crowd.....
I will respond asap , have multiple items to load and if this picture uploaded, then you have witnessed one small step for man, one giant step for me, being that this is the first picture that I have ever loaded to the world wide web without a teenager project managing!
Plus I have nearly 600 notifications to go through, I told you it had been a while since I was here...

Good deal havnt seen you in a while.sorry to hear bout losses bud. I havnt seen you since the summer i had hopefully last and final surgery since my fall. I can relate lost my dad 3 grandmothers a dog i had to put down and this fall injury i had in july and. Had my truck totaled last nov. all in less then 2 years. Pm me sometime.. Im still in phyical therapy. God bless and good to here from you.

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Next, this is more efficient than a yard sale,plus I don't like all those people in my yard or handling my stuff, but I like you guys, y'all can handle my stuff!
There are a couple items that I would really like to go to people who can actually use them, so with these decals, I would prefer that you have the tractor and not just want stickers for your guitar case (and I know how important guitar case stickers are!)
This is a complete decal set for a Ford 8N , would be ideal if someone has one with aspirations of restoration. That being said,they have been hanging on peg board for probably 8years or so, but appear to be in pristine condition, money back guarantee...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Might want to post the guage and size of chain - 3/8? Nice gifts!

Sorry 3/8 @ .050, I was just excited about the picture working....

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Good deal havnt seen you in a while.sorry to hear bout losses bud. I havnt seen you since the summer i had hopefully last and final surgery since my fall. I can relate lost my dad 3 grandmothers a dog i had to put down and this fall injury i had in july and. Had my truck totaled last nov. all in less then 2 years. Pm me sometime.. Im still in phyical therapy. God bless and good to here from you.

You sir have the only story that's sadder than mine, sorry about your dog...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Good to see ya Matt. Was about ready to send out a search party.

They would've just got lost, and then I got to save them and I got enough problems (their putting out a sequel to that 99problems song, about my life it's called 99 problems X10 the life and time's of Dolmar Junkie)
Good to see you Wayne in a roundabout ,virtual way!!!

 

[Cracker Boy]

You sir have the only story that's sadder than mine, sorry about your dog...

Makes you stronger bro im gonna be back to work and on my feet by new years.dog was 13 year old lab pop aint suffering with cancer no more and grandmas were old one 94 one dads mom 101 outlived my dad and other was 83 gonna be hard for wife at christmas eve im afraid,thats when hers passed last year.

 

[Dub11]

They would've just got lost, and then I got to save them and I got enough problems (their putting out a sequel to that 99problems song, about my life it's called 99 problems X10 the life and time's of Dolmar Junkie)
Good to see you Wayne in a roundabout way virtual way!!!

I was just in Arkansas and got lost on some goat paths lol.

 

[Cracker Boy]

I was just in Arkansas and got lost on some goat paths lol.

You rope any there rhinestone cowboy lol

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

No longer available, currently in sleigh en route to Georgia...

How about a I&T service manual (like new) for Ford tractor, models 501-4000 with a lot of models in between, see pic of back cover for models listed a top , I would prefer that someone have or are planning on buying one of the models listed, and not just needed as bathroom reading material at least not first...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Owners manual for Kubota 3130-5030 I think the Grand models including w/ Glideshift trans. (Very good condition)

 

[Dub11]

You rope any there rhinestone cowboy lol

sheet I was on vacaton.

 

[Cracker Boy]

sheet I was on vacaton.

Ever seen fainting goats i want some.

 

[Dub11]

Ever seen fainting goats i want some.

Nope.

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Okay these last couple items are going to be a stretch to claim relation to chainsaw activity, but let's see.
A Grafalloy Titleist Fuse Widebody shafts to manufacture your own top secret weapon for the golf course, or you could make it into a strong, light weight snake stick to use in the woods in conjunction with your"Chainsaw"! See there are only a few degrees of separation between everything and chainsaws....

Due to some creative shipping requirements, this and the next item are the only ones I don't want to ask my wife to cover shipping.
So assistance appreciated,figured I could stick this in some conduit or something...
I could possibly come up with another 1or2 of these if needed...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Okay I don't see any connections with a chainsaw, and I would really like to find someone with a need for these, but that's a challenge!
I have the original Astro Ventilation side windows,(that I have been carrying around for 2many years) from a 71 removable hard top Corvette that I formerly owned,it was a pro street car that had Lexan windows. I thought at this point in my life I would have found someone who needs them, and I have owned a 69 since then, most people just don't need side glass unless in an accident,
So if we don't give them away today , keep em in mind!
Will fit(if I am not mistaken) 68-82
Again shipping would be required, but I could build a crate to ship in....
That's all Santa's loading up tonight, and if these aren't appropriate gifts , let me know

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Welcome back!!

Gracias,senor booty bows....

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

I was just in Arkansas and got lost on some goat paths lol.

Their called pig trails, or at least the road to Fayetteville is!(that's why our taxes are so cheap, no road money)
What in the heck were you doing in Arkansas, you got some hillbillys in the wood pile??

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

sheet I was on vacaton.

Vacation? I wish I had known, I could have taken you fishing!
This was caught 15min from my hacienda!!!
http://www.rainbowdriveresort.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/IMG_2691.jpg

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Nope.

Nope you ain't seen em,or nope he can't have em???
I am not sure that they would survive, the cracker regime...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Very nice! That’d be cool on my newborn but probably a bit big lol. I’ve also claimed my share, I’m sure that’ll keep some yanks head nice and toasty.

My wife's from UT(up there) so it would be made by Yanks for Yanks with love....
Says the Hillbilly!
Yes probably a little large for newborn, she has made a few newborn caps , one lady wanted Yoda for her baby, looked hilarious with the little crooked Yoda ear's...