double d dave....I owe you big time!!!

[Definitive Dave]

C/O stares out the window at the sexy mail carrier ?

 

[dall]

lol on the porch lol

 

[Wolverine]

10 out of 10 hot chicks prefer Dave

 

[angelo c]

Just catching up with you crazy mofos, I appreciate the kind words, I will repeat them like a mantra as I grow old "10 out of 10 hot chicks prefer Dave" "10 out of 10 hot chicks prefer Dave" "10 out of 10 hot chicks prefer Dave" "10 out of 10 hot chicks prefer Dave" "10 out of 10 hot chicks prefer Dave"

Anybody know anything really embarrassing I can stick on Dallas' address label?
He seems too nice a guy to just throw Taint Tickler or some such on there

Dallas Snelling
1002 squishy lane
Doochchills USA

 

[dall]

lol ouch angelo lol im no builder

 

[nickw]

i have a couple good looking mail ladies so anything youd like to put on there i flirt with them all lol

Just use the return address

Itty Bitty Condum Company
Sample you requested is enclosed