CoreyB
Yep I am your neighborhood coffee man
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- Jan 26, 2016
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A buddy calls me up and says "hey you want to go cut some wood" me thinking some firewood eagerly Sure.
Buddy "good, because my cousin has this tree he needs cut down"
Me needs cut down? Tell me about this tree?
Buddy " well it is a cotton wood"
Me mhhm go on
Buddy " Well it is at least 40 in my cousin can't judge very well. "
Me ok is the tree dead, alive, where is it ect.
By now I know this is not a firewood trip. This is going to be some screwed up tree removal expedition.
Buddy" well it is dead, and by the house and leaning"
Me great! What way is it leaning
Buddy " I don't know"
Me how close to the house?
Buddy " I don't know "
Me well Bill wtf do you know?
Buddy " I told him we will be there at 10 am. I will pick you up.
Soooooo.....
I am now waiting for my buddy knowing this is probably a very bad idea and realize I may have to walk home when I tell everyone my saws and I are not going anywhere near that mess.
Idk maybe it won't be that bad but I am a cautious person and BUDDIES ARE FROM THE DEVIL!
Buddy "good, because my cousin has this tree he needs cut down"
Me needs cut down? Tell me about this tree?
Buddy " well it is a cotton wood"
Me mhhm go on
Buddy " Well it is at least 40 in my cousin can't judge very well. "
Me ok is the tree dead, alive, where is it ect.
By now I know this is not a firewood trip. This is going to be some screwed up tree removal expedition.
Buddy" well it is dead, and by the house and leaning"
Me great! What way is it leaning
Buddy " I don't know"
Me how close to the house?
Buddy " I don't know "
Me well Bill wtf do you know?
Buddy " I told him we will be there at 10 am. I will pick you up.
Soooooo.....
I am now waiting for my buddy knowing this is probably a very bad idea and realize I may have to walk home when I tell everyone my saws and I are not going anywhere near that mess.
Idk maybe it won't be that bad but I am a cautious person and BUDDIES ARE FROM THE DEVIL!