You may be a SKLJ if...

[exSW]

6) If you've ever saved used hydraulic oil to mix it with bar oil
7) If you sometimes start out with a .50 ga bar and by the time it get's retired it is a 0.63 ga bar
8) If your severely rocked 24" chains turn into 20" chains.

 

[CoreyB]

When your definition of a skip tooth chain has no rym or reason or sequence of any kind. It just ain't got all its teeth.

 

[P.M.P.]

9.When you drive around and let everyone know how you really feel

 

[Mastermind]

I've done all that stuff. Geezzee I'm a fuggin HACK. lol

 

[P.M.P.]

10.When your cutting with a bar that tells others to G.F.Y.

 

[exSW]

6) If you've ever saved used hydraulic oil to mix it with bar oil
7) If you sometimes start out with a .50 ga bar and by the time it get's retired it is a 0.63 ga bar
8) If your severely rocked 24" chains turn into 20" chains.
When your definition of a skip tooth chain has no rym or reason or sequence of any kind. It just ain't got all its teeth
9.When you drive around and let everyone know how you really feel
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10.When your cutting with a bar that tells others to G.F.Y.

11) When you can laugh at yourself

 

[Mastermind]

This whole moderating gig has hurt my sense of humor.

 

[Steve_NW_WI]

1)Your firewood truck looks like a refugee from a Mad Max movie.

Guilty?

This whole moderating gig has hurt my sense of humor.

Yup, Don't much matter where, it's a pile of the same smelly stuff everywhere.

 

[junkman]

I could see that happening

 

[stihl sawing]

(12) when you spend more time pulling your truck out of the mud getting out of the woods than it took to cut a truckload of wood.

 

[Mastermind]

This whole moderating gig has hurt my sense of humor.

I love the hell out of most of y'all bastards though.

 

[stihl sawing]

6) If you've ever saved used hydraulic oil to mix it with bar oil
7) If you sometimes start out with a .50 ga bar and by the time it get's retired it is a 0.63 ga bar
8) If your severely rocked 24" chains turn into 20" chains.

LOl. I have a 28 inch pro top that's probably larger than 063. still runs fine on smaller stuff. it does have a tendency to run sideways in big stuff.

When your definition of a skip tooth chain has no rym or reason or sequence of any kind. It just ain't got all its teeth.

Gots one of those too, knocked four teeth off on a chunk of metal in a tree. it still runs fine, although some would spazz out running it.

 

[T.Roller]

(13) when the last tree you dropped leave s your saw, that you just finished a total rebuild on, looking like this....

 

[Mastermind]

ROLLTIDE on that mfing saw.

 

[stihl sawing]

Ouch, waiting on the keyboard pros to tell you what you did wrong in..3...2...1...

 

[stihl sawing]

I love the hell out of most of y'all bastards though.

Even Nathon?

 

[Mastermind]

Even Nathon?

Honestly?

He's not nearly as bad as some folks that complain endlessly.....

 

[cantgitright]

 

[czar800]

14) when you drove over more then one saw....

 

[cantgitright]

I though I read somewhere that mastermind liked me cause I make him giggle like the girls do when they see his little pecker...or something like that?