You may be a SKLJ if...

[exSW]

1)Your firewood truck looks like a refugee from a Mad Max movie.

 

[stihl sawing]

Guess that fits me, My old ford looks like Brian run it through the crusher.lol

 

[CoreyB]

Lol Mad Max is awesome.

 

[exSW]

1)Your firewood truck looks like a refugee from a Mad Max movie.
2)You put an $80.00 bar and a $20.00 chain on a $100.00 eBay saw,hang it on a round bale spear and cut a $1000.00 worth of firewood with it.

 

[so il logger]

What's a SKLJ?

 

[exSW]

What's a SKLJ?

*s-wordKicker(wannabe)LumberJack

Pulpwooders also qualify

 

[CoreyB]

*s-wordKicker(wannabe)LumberJack

Hey I resemble that. Lol

 

[so il logger]

Rained out today so I guess I is one

 

[stihl sawing]

(3) when yer saw won't start and you bounce it off a tree, Or throw it high enough it gets hung up on a limb. Then yer hopin nobodys watchin you trying to get it down.

 

[exSW]

(3) when yer saw won't start and you bounce it off a tree, Or throw it high enough it gets hung up on a limb. Then yer hopin nobodys watchin you trying to get it down.

And your peer group grants points for speed,style and distance.

 

[exSW]

4) When you look at your old sloping backcut stumps and say,"Ah f'it".

 

[KenJax Tree]

Who's gonna get butt hurt in this one?

 

[stihl sawing]

Who's gonna get butt hurt in this one?

Not us firewooders, we don't give a crap what others think.lol

 

[exSW]

Who's gonna get butt hurt in this one?

That's the whole idea SKLJ's don't GAF.

 

[stihl sawing]

That's the whole idea SKLJ's don't GAF.

Best answer.

 

[exSW]

That's the whole idea SKLJ's don't GAF.

There is a distinct possibility however that the butthurt bunch will still get butthurt over the fact that their snobbery is ineffective or worse unnoticed.

 

[CoreyB]

I don't notice much and 90% of what I do notice I ignore. Lol

 

[exSW]

5) If you've ever bought two stroke oil at a convenience store or Dollar General.

 

[so il logger]

Guilty

 

[so il logger]

6) If you've ever saved used hydraulic oil to mix it with bar oil
7) If you sometimes start out with a .50 ga bar and by the time it get's retired it is a 0.63 ga bar