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[Dolmar Junkie]

To, Too, Two.....there is a difference.

You wear a Two Too? You must have purdy legs, I tried it but just couldn't pull it off (see: Monkey legs)

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

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We have a similar chart, this must be the UT version (up there) AKA Northern AKA Yankee. They only vary slightly, for example Oatmeal's Southern edition states the following,
Your (similar definition) You're (similar definition) Yourn (Used anywhere you damn well please) Also very important to hold Yourn mouf right when attempting these variations...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

I'm going to start this post like this: I've bullshitted and made funnies here and there. Most on here know me as being light hearted, good sense of humor etc. This is strictly my experience, this is not to support Jason or to knock him down. I'm a man who believes in being honest with what I have experienced, which others may not like

I'm a somewhat middle of the road guy when it comes to extremely polarizing topics,but I do agree with a lot of what you said, the only question I have is, who the hell told you, you have a good sense of humor? I mean come on.


Sorry I had to, you left it so wide open even the slow guys like myself couldn't miss it!
Tell me again, when is your due date? Gotta be close.
Go ahead and PM me an address, my wife hasn't finished knitting your new wool boxer shorts but won't be long. I had hoped to already have sent, but vacation and unfortunately a death in the family have slowed life down substantially!
And tell me again the name y'all have chosen for your daughter? My wife asked me and I know you have already told me but in my defense I do have a metal plate in my head...
We're excited for you, this is the fun part,wait until you have 3or4 teenagers who know everything, it makes you miss the babies so enjoy... Matt

 

[kingOFgEEEks]

We have a similar chart, this must be the UT version (up there) AKA Northern AKA Yankee. They only vary slightly, for example Oatmeal's Southern edition states the following,
Your (similar definition) You're (similar definition) Yourn (Used anywhere you damn well please) Also very important to hold Yourn mouf right when attempting these variations...

Don't forget the important y'all, y'alls, and all y'all.

 

[t4driller]

I can save you $645 and just charge you $5 for a kick in the ball sack

Lmao..

 

[Dub11]

Lmao..

I feel the same way about casinos too. lol

 

[t4driller]

I feel the same way about casinos too. lol

I can't believe some of the stuff that he has done and charged people for. Crazy..

 

[t4driller]

Don't forget the important y'all, y'alls, and all y'all.

And yinz..

 

[kingOFgEEEks]

And yinz..

Oh God. If we start putting a Pennsyltucky dictionary together, the world might implode.
Warsher
Chimbley
yinz / yous / you'ns
crick (Ok, I use that one, but there's a difference between a crick and a creek...)

I could go on... but I have to red up my room first...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Don't forget the important y'all, y'alls, and all y'all.

I am very sorry, you are 100% correct, please insert "youin's" in any questionable area's,with the disclaimer that I am a High School dropout and the provision that I am willing to stop by your house at least 4 times a week for Night school to eliminate/alleviate(?) the err of my ways with course load emphasis in run on sentences due to the fact that I am sure this is most likely one! But regrettably most of your work will be in vein due to the aforementioned metal plate in my head,sadly I can't remember what movie I'm watching when I go to pop popcorn, but the advantageous part about that is I can watch the same movie again next month and not remember much of it, so only requires a small DVD collection! Hell I can't even remember what I typed 50 words ago, what were we talking about?

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

And yinz..

Is that the Northern version of"youin's"?
My wife is from UT (up there) she sez some funny stuff like that also/too/to/2(?)!

 

[kingOFgEEEks]

I am very sorry, you are 100% correct, please insert "youin's" in any questionable area's,with the disclaimer that I am a High School dropout and the provision that I am willing to stop by your house at least 4 times a week for Night school to eliminate/alleviate(?) the err of my ways with course load emphasis in run on sentences due to the fact that I am sure this is most likely one! But regrettably most of your work will be in vein due to the aforementioned metal plate in my head,sadly I can't remember what movie I'm watching when I go to pop popcorn, but the advantageous part about that is I can watch the same movie again next month and not remember much of it, so only requires a small DVD collection! Hell I can't even remember what I typed 50 words ago, what were we talking about?

Best answer

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Oh God. If we start putting a Pennsyltucky dictionary together, the world might implode.
Warsher
Chimbley
yinz / yous / you'ns
crick (Ok, I use that one, but there's a difference between a crick and a creek...)

I could go on... but I have to red up my room first...

While it is true that I make a multitude of Grammerological faux pas ' (plural however that should be writed) I believe the true threat to the English language and the degradation of said is the use of internetisms, such as lol,rofl and such, whatever happened
to just saying that's funny. I was gonna use MWGKMIIBAS as an example but since I made that one up I figured that would argue with my argument!
MWGKMIIBAS ( My wifes gonna kill me if I buy another saw) don't tell her but it happened again yesterday!(eBay 6100)

 

[t4driller]

Is that the Northern version of"youin's"?
My wife is from UT (up there) she sez some funny stuff like that also/too/to/2(?)!

It's the southwest (pittsburgh) version. My homie Ryan @Sawmikazi lives near the yinzer nation.

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

It's the southwest (pittsburgh) version. My homie Ryan @Sawmikazi lives near the yinzer nation.

Above the Mason/Dixson? Sorry does not qualify as any thing to do with Southern except maybe the south side of town...
But at least you won the war, there's always that...

 

[stihl_head1982]

here it is now

me likey!

 

[DSS]

Someone from saw hogz should send him an invite

Would be a very short visit

We had Fabz this week for about 18 hours. He left [emoji12]

 

[huskihl]

Would be a very short visit

We had Fabz this week for about 18 hours. He left [emoji12]

Lol. I'm sure

 

[sawmikaze]

Above the Mason/Dixson? Sorry does not qualify as any thing to do with Southern except maybe the south side of town...
But at least you won the war, there's always that...

 

[stihl livin]

200 pages and the thread seems to have lost a lot of steam.