Tell me a joke.....

[Wood Doctor]

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Ever notice that the drunk chick at the bar usually talks to a drunk cowboy who's already knocked down 15 beers and finds out later that he can't get it up?

Around here we call that Loose, Loose, and Lose.

 

[Motorhead]

Ever notice that the drunk chick at the bar usually talks to a drunk cowboy who's already knocked down 15 beers and finds out later that he can't get it up?

Around here we call that Loose, Loose, and Lose.

 

[Motorhead]

Ever notice that the drunk chick at the bar usually talks to a drunk cowboy who's already knocked down 15 beers and finds out later that he can't get it up?

Around here we call that Loose, Loose, and Lose.

 

[Yukon Stihl]

What do older lady's call kegel exercises?

Pussups

 

[Motorhead]

 

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[merc_man]

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[Wood Doctor]

Mama skunk had two little ones to take care of. She named one of them Out and the other one In. Unfortunately, she had a hard time controlling them because it seems they did not get along very well. Whenever In was out, Out was in, and whenever Out was out, In was in. So they never seemed to be around her home together.

The next time Out was home and In was out, she told Out to go look for In and bring him back because supper was almost ready. By some miracle, Out came back with In after only a few minutes.

Surprised, Mama skunk asked Out, "How on earth did you find your brother so fast?"

Out responded, "It was really very simple, Mom. In stinked!"

 

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[Wood Doctor]

I asked LOML if I could hire an assistant to help me at the work site where I collect my rounds that I split for firewood. She said, "Yes", but then I made a mistake and showed her a photo of who I wanted to hire:

LOML hasn't said a word to me since.

 

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[Yukon Stihl]

Betty Whites take on manning up...
Whats all the hype about growing a set of Balls ?
Now a Vagina, that will take a pounding

 

[Motorhead]

 

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