Tell me a joke.....

[oologahan]

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We had a Llama like this and when mama cow birthed and the calf rolled under the fence in the Llama ara, the Lama spent two ours drilling for milk on the poor thing.

 

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[redline4]

A friend of mine sent me this.

 

[Dub11]

A friend of mine sent me this.

That would be a slow saw.

 

[Deets066]

That would be a slow saw.

Not if it was cutting in 48" burr oak

 

[Dub11]

Not if it was cutting in 48" burr oak

I would like to see that 084 of yours working in the field.

 

[Deets066]

I would like to see that 084 of yours working in the field.

I think it's "workin" days are over

 

[Dub11]

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I think it's "workin" days are over

I guess if you saw so.

 

[Wood Doctor]

My Dictionary

BEAUTY PARLOR - A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS - The only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE - A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST - Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST - Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF - Cold Storage.

INFLATION - Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO - An insect that makes you like flies better.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.

RAISIN - A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET - A story you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE - The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW - One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN - An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES - Something other people have....similar to my character lines.
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'Nuff said. Hope you enjoyed them.

 

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