Tell me a joke.....

[fossil]

 

[CrystalRiver1]

"I have a step ladder. I never knew my real ladder." -- Steven Wright

 

[Philbert]

Dalmatian talking to it’s psychiatrist:
‘ I never knew my Dad, and memories of my Mom are pretty spotty’

Philbert

 

[merc_man]

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[Philbert]

-14*F again this morning. I’m thinking that we start a program, similar to Daylight Savings Time, where we automatically shift the temperature 10* higher during Winter months?

Philbert

 

[67L36Driver]

-14*F again this morning. I’m thinking that we start a program, similar to Daylight Savings Time, where we automatically shift the temperature 10* higher during Winter months?

Philbert

30

 

[old guy]

30

- 20 at 3:20AM here.

 

[fossil]

 

[Philbert]

Philbert

 

[fossil]

 

[Lnk]

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I have that one too. Lol

 

[CrystalRiver1]

"Things even out. Yesterday I lost a button and was upset. Today I lost a button hole." -- Steven Wright

 

[Woodwater]

Two planets meet in space. One says to the other: "Your sight is bad
off!" Replies the other: "Well, I caught Homo sapiens."
Says the other, oh I had that too, it will pass again.

 

[CrystalRiver1]

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"I'm trying to tell ya, bye, bye!"

 

[Philbert]

Actually, I think that we are distantly related (but that’s just a theory of mine).

Philbert

 

[fossil]

 

[Wood Doctor]

At age 6, I can remember TE 2-8880. TE was short for Terrace.

 

[Loony661]

 

[fossil]

 

[Wood Doctor]