Team Stihl needs a new captain.

[Jon1212]

I don't know about a new Captain for Team Stihl, but they sure as fugg need a proofreader.
This is from the Stihl Rewards site....

Notice the listed point values, along with "grove" for groove.


Look at the totally erratic and over-inflated point values, along with "guage" in place of gauge.


My questions to Stihl about the point values have gone unanswered.....arrogant pricks!

 

[treesmith]

Nah....He ain't on here. Too busy getting sideways inboard clutch stuff figured out

He's still trying to adjust a chain on his 395

 

[treesmith]

My mates stihl tipped oil all down his leg today, damn screw caps

 

[AlfA01]

Here is Ms Hooskie.

Snapchat pic removed

Did we solve this mystery yet?

 

[Wilhelm]

I would cheat on Stihl with her!

Wowza!!!

She'd burn that stump she's standing on if she held a blood-orange colored saw with the writing "Dolmar" in her hands instead!

Is there a Team Echo?
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Not bad, me likey . . .

Whatever this thread is about it needs mo' pitchers like these.

 

[paragonbuilder]

I’ve got my own team stihl girl.

 

[paragonbuilder]

I’m a closet stihl fan

 

[FergusonTO35]

I’ve got my own team stihl girl.

 

[RI Chevy]

Is there a Team Echo?
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@Red97.

 

[RI Chevy]

Nice Dan. She likes running that 261?

 

[RI Chevy]

Did we solve this mystery yet?

Yessir. I removed the pic so I wouldn't get banned. Lol

 

[paragonbuilder]

Nice Dan. She likes running that 261?

Nah, I didn’t like it. Sold the saw, kept the girl!

 

[huskihl]

I’m a closet stihl fan

Looks more like a shelf.....

 

[RI Chevy]

Is there a Team Echo?
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Why is she in a manufacturing facility? Where are the trees?

 

[RI Chevy]

Nah, I didn’t like it. Sold the saw, kept the girl!

Good choice

 

[huskihl]

Good choice

Mr fruecrue was right. A "real" team Stihl captain would never say such a thing.

 

[Duane(Pa)]

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Yessir. I removed the pic so I wouldn't get banned. Lol

Play along; it's band...

 

[RI Chevy]

Mr fruecrue was right. A "real" team Stihl captain would never say such a thing.

See. I told you. Lol
Heath is new Team Stihl Captain.
Mustang Mike is Co Captain

 

[XP_Slinger]

@MustangMike is the director of the Weight & Balance division...

 

[RI Chevy]

Lol. Specializing in Mtronics and 044/046 d jugs.