Random Thought Of The Day

[Canadian farm boy]

 

[redoakneck]

210 pounds of carbs!!!!

That's a lot of carbs!!!

 

[Mastermind]

If I punch myself and cry, am I a tough guy or a pussy?

One time I thought I might be schizophrenic, but then I decided we're not.

If I walk through the airport door sideways, am I going to Bangkok?

You're making this a close race.........very random indeed sir.

 

[Mastermind]

my random thought of the day
stuff pisses me off
*f-word front tensioners
*f-word oddball chain lengths
*f-word different size bar studs
*f-word custom racing carb linkages
*f-word modified carbs
*f-word jarritos that arent fresa when i ask for fresa
*f-word receptionists who think they know more than the doctor i paid to see+
*f-word delivery drivers who leave 210 pounds of carburetors on my front steps instead of in my garage as they are instructed and paid to do

tomorrow is a better day, i may hate less then

If you need a hug......see Anthony.

 

[dall]

If you need a hug......see Anthony.

anthony gropes you know that

 

[redoakneck]

lol charmin ultra works great lol

That's high dollar!!!

We have a cavatet, that's my excuse for buying the cheap 1 ply newspaper grade toilet paper.

Kids flush half a roll of the thick stuff per dump, gets expensive.

Going to start rationing, 20 squares per sitting

 

[Icepick69]

If you need a hug......see Anthony.

Let's here your random thought. Rite now rite here.

 

[dall]

lol ill bring my own if i ever visit lol

 

[Icepick69]

anthony gropes you know that

I drool also.

 

[Definitive Dave]

my raincoat has spikes

 

[T.Roller]

Wonder if I'll be running a piped 088 Saturday or running with my balls after I steal them from Lindsey

 

[sawmikaze]

bad advice there

Ill say..you bust your baby batter in that and shes gonna have him hook/line/sinker for atleast 18 years...dummy.

But if she wants to blow him while he works on stuff she has potential...but they're all like that at first.

 

[jakethesnake]

I use moist wipes. I thought everyone did. My thoughts are of sadness now. Maybe I'm a sissy. I like baked potatoes

 

[redoakneck]

I use moist wipes. I thought everyone did. My thoughts are of sadness now. Maybe I'm a sissy. I like baked potatoes

Do not use the 3 leafed, red-stemmed vines!!! Bad, very bad!!!

 

[jakethesnake]

If without paper I cut my drawers off.

 

[Icepick69]

Ill say..you bust your baby batter in that and shes gonna have him hook/line/sinker for atleast 18 years...dummy.

But if she wants to blow him while he works on stuff she has potential...but they're all like that at first.

When you get the rite one. You keep her. And you'll have that anytime you or her desires.
Mine still does.
Mine even looks on eBay and Craig's for me. She finds me better deals then I can find

 

[sawmikaze]

Oh..i was thinkin how funny these were when my dude sent them to me tuesday..lol.

 

[2manyhounds]

If without paper I cut my drawers off.

Sleeves usually go first

 

[jakethesnake]

Oh..i was thinkin how funny these were when my dude sent them to me tuesday..lol.

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The taliban one is special

 

[TreeLife]

Why, after proving myself time and time again in various fields can I get no respect? Why must I always put forth so much more and reap so little. Why is half of my beer gone? Why don't they make Oreo O's cereal anymore? Where did the Oompa Loompa's come from?