Random Thought Of The Day

[Cigmaker]

Not sure about that. Mine was actually on time. Came in at 11.25
Got home at 1:30am
Now for my random thought:

Why is it that people now wear their pajama's out in public? Even to the air port for crying out LOUD!??

I'd stay in them except for cutting wood if possible.

 

[Dub11]

I'd stay in them except for cutting wood if possible.

And I don't wear pajamas when possible

 

[Terry Syd]

In the convenience store the other day, cute girl behind the counter. She's a little flirty with me, so I'm feeling like "hey maybe I still got it",
then she asks for my rewards number, looks at my name, then looks at me and smiles "hey my grandpa's name is Rodney, you kinda remind me of him".

From stud to dud in .01 seconds flat...just turned 42 and I remind someone of her grandpa

Yep, happened to me also, I think I was about 50 at the time. I was at a legal function and this 25 something kept looking at me. I got a bit of a stiffy, thinking about it, maybe I still have that magnetic attraction to women.

Later, she and I were at the table of snacks and she came up to me with those piercing, big green eyes and said "I just want you to know you remind me so much of my Grandpa". - Sheese, women have been killed for less...

Random thought for the day - I hate getting old.

 

[Chainganger]

Yep, happened to me also, I think I was about 50 at the time. I was at a legal function and this 25 something kept looking at me. I got a bit of a stiffy, thinking about it, maybe I still have that magnetic attraction to women.

Later, she and I were at the table of snacks and she came up to me with those piercing, big green eyes and said "I just want you to know you remind me so much of my Grandpa". - Sheese, women have been killed for less...

Random thought for the day - I hate getting old.

This happened when I was about 42.
It is about midnight and I sit down at the bar for a drink. About 5 minutes later an attractive 25 year old young lady sits down a couple of stools over and we start to talk and she is getting a little flirty with me and like you guys I actually think to myself..."Yep, still got it..."

That thought only lasted a minute until I remember I am alone at one of the many hotel bars inside a casino in Las Vegas. I think I even sighed out loud when I figured it out and said to myself..."I am so easily fooled...." and left.

 

[Terry Syd]

"I think I even sighed out loud when I figured it out and said to myself..."I am so easily fooled...." and left."

Well mate, you at least had a chance - LOL!

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

Why'd I have to wake up at 5:30 this morning?

 

[dall]

Why'd I have to wake up at 5:30 this morning?

Wtf that's sleeping in I get up at 330

 

[Wilhelm]

"Did I have to use and damage my Stihl RD3 loop today?" - can't get rid of that thought since noon today (past 9PM now).

 

[trooney]

Why does the State issue drivers licenses to people who can't drive??

 

[danimal]

Yep, happened to me also, I think I was about 50 at the time. I was at a legal function and this 25 something kept looking at me. I got a bit of a stiffy, thinking about it, maybe I still have that magnetic attraction to women.

Later, she and I were at the table of snacks and she came up to me with those piercing, big green eyes and said "I just want you to know you remind me so much of my Grandpa". - Sheese, women have been killed for less...

Random thought for the day - I hate getting old.

I luv gettn old.. Only one other option,,I'll be damned if Im gonna opt out..
I plan on cuttn wood n chasing bird dogs at 80

 

[danimal]

Why does the State issue drivers licenses to people who can't drive??

I still say 1/4 of the people on the road shouldnt be allowed to drive.

THOSE R PRETTY MUCH THE SAME ONES WHO SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BREED!

 

[TreeLife]

Gotta lean out that damn saw...

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

How can a person crash their car on a straight highway in broad daylight? Oh yeah....using a cell phone at the wrong time.

 

[Czed]

Wtf that's sleeping in I get up at 330

2:58 everyday is betterer

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

Wtf that's sleeping in I get up at 330

Well since you got to bed at 4 PM I can see why. ;P

 

[Czed]

Tried to help a *pretty boy at a gas station with a flat he had snapped three lugnuts off out of five before.
i talked to him he had no idea he was turning the wrong direction had to convince him to have it towed it was no longer safe for driving.
*pretty boy

 

[danimal]

How can a person crash their car on a straight highway in broad daylight? Oh yeah....stupid cell phones.

Cell fones aint stupid, just the idiot holding it is..

 

[Cigmaker]

Why do old people think they are smarter than you?

 

[Wilhelm]

Cell fones aint stupid, just the idiot holding it is..

"They call them smart phones, but only stupid people use them in my class..." - Dr. Matsutani in "Larry Crowne" movie

 

[danimal]

Why do old people think they are smarter than you?

Cause we have been there,,,dun that,,,long ago....