I can see it now....
On the next episode of STIHL COPS... "whatcha, whatcha gonna do"....
A shed in West Virginia is raided by Stihl SWAT
Over fifty Gold Star Dealer non compliant saws are discovered
in what only can be described as a massive horde of Stihl contraband
which was subsequently seized and turned into the nearest Gold Star dealer for proper disposal.
The man owning the cache of altered equipment was hauled to a Certified Stihl "training" camp for "re-education".
It was reported he was hollering GFY and other non understandable laced profanity's as he was being dragged into the certified Stihl transport vehicle.
Upon leaving the shed collapsed from lack of support from the removed contraband.