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[Time's Standing Stihl]

Lmao hell overhalf my saws wouldn’t be compliant with epa

Send them here for disposal

 

[Dub11]

hell in fancy developments the homeowners associations can do that

The very idea of a HOA is communistic and complete *B-S....!

 

[GCJenks204]

How the *f-word can they tell a private citizen what they can do with their private property?
I would of wrote them a counter letter warning them of a lawsuit for slander and harassment!

They can’t but they can cause problems for my dealer and I don’t want that.

They may have received a complaint from our. National Privacy Commissioner warning then of unauthorized use of personal information for sending my name and address to all the dealers telling them not to sell to me.

 

[Czed]

 

[Dub11]

They can’t but they can cause problems for my dealer and I don’t want that.

They may have received a complaint from our. National Privacy Commissioner warning then of unauthorized use of personal information for sending my name and address to all the dealers telling them not to sell to me.

Fair enough.

 

[Stump Shot]

I can see it now....

On the next episode of STIHL COPS... "whatcha, whatcha gonna do"....

A shed in West Virginia is raided by Stihl SWAT
Over fifty Gold Star Dealer non compliant saws are discovered
in what only can be described as a massive horde of Stihl contraband
which was subsequently seized and turned into the nearest Gold Star dealer for proper disposal.
The man owning the cache of altered equipment was hauled to a Certified Stihl "training" camp for "re-education".
It was reported he was hollering GFY and other non understandable laced profanity's as he was being dragged into the certified Stihl transport vehicle.
Upon leaving the shed collapsed from lack of support from the removed contraband.

 

[Stump Shot]

They can’t but they can cause problems for my dealer and I don’t want that.

They may have received a complaint from our. National Privacy Commissioner warning then of unauthorized use of personal information for sending my name and address to all the dealers telling them not to sell to me.

Just go about your business quietly and keep it off the facebook.

 

[PA Dan]

I can see it now....

On the next episode of STIHL COPS... "whatcha, whatcha gonna do"....

A shed in West Virginia is raided by Stihl SWAT
Over fifty Gold Star Dealer non compliant saws are discovered
in what only can be described as a massive horde of Stihl contraband
which was subsequently seized and turned into the nearest Gold Star dealer for proper disposal.
The man owning the cache of altered equipment was hauled to a Certified Stihl "training" camp for "re-education".
It was reported he was hollering GFY and other non understandable laced profanity's as he was being dragged into the certified Stihl transport vehicle.
Upon leaving the shed collapsed from lack of support from the removed contraband.

I dont care who you are that's funny!

 

[Stump Shot]

Up next on All Stihl TV, How Did It Get Here?
An in depth investigation into the forbidden "Arctic" model in America.
We will look into the "Canadian Connection", which can only be described as a ruthless gang of maple syrup smelling, Tim Hortons infused, crazed maniac cartel of mass proportion, muling these forbidden saws across the border and into waiting cold American hands. Just how big is this nefarious syndicate? Watch the next episode of, How Did It Get Here! Sponsored by STIHL.
STIHL USA wants these hands to remain cold and will keep up the fight to stop of this horrible surge of warmth plaguing the country. Which is the biggest conspiracy against STIHL USA at the moment. STIHL USA will keep writing nasty letters until the unthinkable stops!

 

[Dub11]

Up next on All Stihl TV, How Did It Get Here?
An in depth investigation into the forbidden "Arctic" model in America.
We will look into the "Canadian Connection", which can only be described as a ruthless gang of maple syrup smelling, Tim Hortons infused, crazed maniac cartel of mass proportion, muling these forbidden saws across the border and into waiting cold American hands. Just how big is this nefarious syndicate? Watch the next episode of, How Did It Get Here! Sponsored by STIHL.
STIHL USA wants these hands to remain cold and will keep up the fight to stop of this horrible surge of warmth plaguing the country. Which is the biggest conspiracy against STIHL USA at the moment. STIHL USA will keep writing nasty letters until the unthinkable stops!

I thought Arctic models where for melting ice around the dock?

 

[qurotro]

There was some discussion about in on Facebook and some douche dealer from Georgia whined to corporate.

Now I don’t advertise that I can do it, just do it for friends or referrals from people here or that I have dealt with before.

I think its illegal to sell across the country by the books since the pricing is different..
Fvck the books!

 

[AlfA01]

He needs to change the title to am
It states clearly oem.

Teach us some cuss words/insults in greek
I need to talk to my friend ayaka
She taught me dozens of japanese insults and cuss word's with a big smile
Nobody ever wanted to hear them in japan lol
But i forgot them.

Greeks have funny curse words. And funny ways of using curse words.

γάμο (gamo) is a wedding because it has that little accent above the a. Without the accent it becomes the eff word. Lol. Funny coincidence? Or same difference?

γαμoτο (gamoto) is the way to say the eff word like "holy feck". Sometimes it's not a swear word. All depends on emphasis.

When Greeks are mad they curse and eff everything. "I eff your house", your mother, your saints, the vagina that spat you out, etc., all becomes part of a curse word sentence. Funny as all get out.

γαμώτο σπίτι σου (gamoto spiti sou) I eff your house.

Fender benders and traffic jams are the most volatile of the verbal exchanges, and the funniest.

παρτε τρια (party thria) "take three" is a way of telling someone to eff off by insinuating that they take your genitals.

στ'αρχίδια μου (st arxidia mou) "to my archides" is usually combined with a hand gesture pointed at your groin. It means tell it to my balls, whatever or I don't give a chit. What Gary should say to Stihl.

 

[GCJenks204]

Just go about your business quietly and keep it off the facebook.

Exactly how we do it.

Man you are on a roll today. Good thing I’m not reading these at work.

 

[AlfA01]

And the Greek "bird" or flipping you off. It's an ancient gesture meaning I throw chit in your face.

 

[Stump Shot]

I think its illegal to sell across the country by the books since the pricing is different..
Fvck the books!

Illegal? To whom? Stihl or the rest of humanity?
The propaganda machine is working!

 

[czar800]

Good afternoon fellas.

 

[PA Dan]

Well I got good prices on Stihl saws and sent some across the country. My dealer had no problem with me doing that! Maybe corporate would have an issue but who cares!

 

[Czed]

 

[Czed]

@Definitive Dave
What were you selling
Lube or something?
and you got a stihl cease and desist.

 

[Definitive Dave]

@Definitive Dave
What were you selling
Lube or something?
and you got a stihl cease and desist.

EPA regulated tools perhaps, who is to say what may or may not have occurred, they threatened to pull the Stihl product line entirely from my dealer and distributer