Not so pros 4 new and without politics

[Only the Tony]

Bubba asked for weed.

Just another day in MO.

 

[59billy]

Good morning.

 

[Czed]

Been working 12 hour days all week I yesterday was working with a really beautiful girl in her 20s she said before she met her now husband she tried that tinder app.
Lots of guy's sent dick pics I said we have one of those guy's named grant.
She laughed and said this one guy seemed nice so while planning a date he asked what she was doing she said just doing my nails.
He suddenly said I'll give you 400.00 for
Feet pictures she said well it's nothing revealing so she did it and he paid.
And he said I'll give you a bonus for you to take pics of you painting your toenails.
That's was another 300.00
He was creepy so she didn't want to meet him anymore.
Days later she was hanging out with her girlfriends and they decided they all wanted feet pic money too
So all 4 girls took feet pics together a foot orgy
She sent them and the guy went off cussing her and said this is absolutely disgusting what kind of person do you think I am
And blocked her.

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. Sunny 57°F/ 14°C going up to 79°F/ 26°C.

 

[Mad Professor]

Bubba asked for weed.

Get Bubba some seed.

 

[Mad Professor]

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Just another day in MO.

Deer, woodchucks, porcupines,et al........... be having a party on those with no fence.

Looks like Acorn squash or Zucchini next door?

 

[Mad Professor]

This came up on another site, funny NOT political.........

 

[Czed]

My sister was at a event like a meet and greet and met buford in ripley wv like a day or so before he died
She said he was really hateful and
Overbearing nobody liked him.

Hard-Nosed Sheriff Who Inspired ‘Walking Tall’ Movie Killed His Wife, Inquiry Says

Buford Pusser, who was portrayed in the 1973 hit movie, led people to believe that his wife was ambushed by his enemies, cold-case investigators in Tennessee said.

www.nytimes.com

 

[GCJenks204]

Well....you did ask. LOL

I asked John if he wanted any cigars...

This came up on another site, funny NOT political.........

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I might be offended is most gluten free bread didn't taste like wood...

 

[Mad Professor]

I asked John if he wanted any cigars...

I might be offended is most gluten free bread didn't taste like wood...

And the wood could be SUGAR maple too.....

 

[Mastermind]

I asked John if he wanted any cigars...

Yeah. Bubba's name is Jon. He wants blunts.

 

[Czed]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/s/m0ExXp7zra

 

[Czed]

Yeah. Bubba's name is Jon. He wants blunts.

At work Joe asked connor if he wanted any pot
Connor said yeah man but I ain't going to suck dick for it
Joe said nah man I'm going to the dispensary do you want anything?

 

[oddsaws]

At work Joe asked connor if he wanted any pot
Connor said yeah man but I ain't going to suck dick for it
Joe said nah man I'm going to the dispensary do you want anything?

Sounds like Connor could be the only man in history to suck dick for weed

 

[Sloughfoot]

Sounds like Connor could be the only man in history to suck dick for weed

Had just told this weird cat works at NAPA that there's an ace mechanic in our neighborhood that will work on your car on the side for cash. Mentioned he's gay. He gets this puzzled look on his face and says "hmm, I wouldn't suck a dick".
Never figured out exactly what to think about that.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena E Hoas.

 

[59billy]

Had just told this weird cat works at NAPA that there's an ace mechanic in our neighborhood that will work on your car on the side for cash. Mentioned he's gay. He gets this puzzled look on his face and says "hmm, I wouldn't suck a dick".
Never figured out exactly what to think about that.

"You sure? Do you have any idea how many horsepower this guy can get out of a 351 Cleveland?"

 

[Only the Tony]

I am headed for Minneapolis for a few days at the end of the month, let me know if there is anything you want me to bring across and mail.

I asked John if he wanted any cigars...

Looks open ended to me about requests. I need side curtains for my boat from Dufort. Need to call them and see how much that will hurt.

 

[Mastermind]

I worked in the shop today. On my feet for several hours. Up and down the steps several times. I've overdone it. I'm here alone, and I can't get up the stairs to my bedroom. Yeah...I'm a *pretty boy.

 

[GCJenks204]

Looks open ended to me about requests. I need side curtains for my boat from Dufort. Need to call them and see how much that will hurt.

I had previously sent John a link to a local cigar shop, wasn't a fully open request.

I do drive by Dufort a couple times a week, if I can be of assistance there, please let me know.