Not So Pro 3

[AlfA01]

Howdy folks! I found these fellers on the side of the road…they weren’t the conversational sort. Kinda ornery…

 

[3browns]

Wizzdom would been better. If you pee on your shoes do you have wizzdumb?

Whizzdumb?

Apparently I have it in spades

Hard to tell, but right now I have to run

My shoes are soggy and I have to change them before the short bus gets here to take me downtown

Big sale on Crayons at Walmart

 

[dall]

Three weeks of couch time.

what the hell did you do now

Accident or scheduled surgery?

jacking accident
wasnt his to jack ?

Howdy folks! I found these fellers on the side of the road…they weren’t the conversational sort. Kinda ornery…
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rental pigs

 

[AlfA01]

what the hell did you do now

jacking accident
wasnt his to jack ?

rental pigs

Tell me where to send ‘em.

 

[dall]

Tell me where to send ‘em.

@Lnk and @Mastermind are the place they should go lol

 

[GCJenks204]

Tell me where to send ‘em.

To the Bacon plant, where else?

 

[full chizel]

Howdy folks! I found these fellers on the side of the road…they weren’t the conversational sort. Kinda ornery…
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I’ve shot a few of them. They stink bad but taste pretty good.

 

[beaglebriar]

Tell me where to send ‘em.

If you could go ahead and turn them into bacon and sausage I’ll take two please.

 

[Mastermind]

Three weeks of couch time.

What did you do? Too much fapping?

 

[Jscb1b]

What did you do? Too much fapping?

Arthritis.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Three weeks of couch time.

Best time to learn to spank the trouser snake with the other hand

 

[dall]

Arthritis.

How old are you?

Best time to learn to spank the trouser snake with the other hand

The guy would have to sit on the other side lol

 

[Jscb1b]

Go piss your bed!

 

[Mastermind]

Go piss your bed!

DALLAS !!!!!!!!

 

[dall]

Go piss your bed!

I was just asking
I didn’t think you was that old

DALLAS !!!!!!!!

So you tell your wife I pee in your bed ?

 

[Mastermind]

So you tell your wife I pee in your bed ?

No. That would be really weird.

 

[JoeDirt]

Gay pride isn't for a whole nother month but they already started up here...

 

[full chizel]

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Its a Dodge so it probably sits level but it has a few bags of dirt in the bed.

 

[redline4]

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I'm not even going to inquire as to how you know which of the 12 months is gay pride month.

 

[dall]

No. That would be really weird.

lol no *s-word
so quit saying i peed your bed

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its a dodge what do you expect

you know what to expect
you had one