Not So Pro 3

[dall]

Gonna be bionic sack kicks in the future for you Big Mister. LOL

lol grains of sand and toothpick accuracy

 

[Mastermind]

lol grains of sand and toothpick accuracy

Yeah? Thats ok.....I ain't ever had to worry about stepping on my dick.

 

[3browns]

Yeah? Thats ok.....I ain't ever had to worry about stepping on my dick.

The Highway Patrol was going down the road and saw a car pulled over and a woman trapped under the hood, kicking and screaming, with her pants pulled down around her ankles

The patrolman freed her and asked her what happened

She replied that her car broke down and she was under the hood when someone pulled up, pinned her under the hood, and had their way with her

The patrolman said he would call it in and get a manhunt going and he asked her if she had gotten a good look at her assailant or heard him talk

She said no, I never got a look at him and he never said a word but I know for a fact he was a Texan

The patrolman asked how she could possibly know her assailant was a Texan if she couldn't see or hear him

She said it was easy, he had a 6" belt buckle and a 3" dick

 

[dall]

 

[nbbt]

Good evening folks. Getting fall type stuffs started at the place with trees.

And then some more grilling in a while.