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[Loony661]

@full chizel sorry for the loss, man. That’s horrible. Sounded like a very solid individual to be around.

 

[Loony661]

Welp, the skidder’s finally home. About 3-4 weeks behind schedule because of all this rain, but at least it’s home now to begin maintenance and repairs before hitting the woods again.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Annual stocktake check at the branch.
Under 25 pair get given the safety shelf and count 16 leather gloves.
16 does not agree with inventory logged on stock control.

"Adam, can you check the gloves please".

8. 8 pairs.

Dumb kuntź counted lefts AND rights. FFS, we're doomed.

 

[timg]

Nice to see you out here in NZ @timg
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That's pretty cool LOL. Adam had sent me a pic of a timg van a couple of years ago. I could have two stand by avatars for ope LOL.

 

[Lnk]

Annual stocktake check at the branch.
Under 25 pair get given the safety shelf and count 16 leather gloves.
16 does not agree with inventory logged on stock control.

"Adam, can you check the gloves please".

8. 8 pairs.

Dumb kuntź counted lefts AND rights. FFS, we're doomed.

Wait, gloves come in pairs? What if a left glove identifies as a right glove?


You're right, we are doomed as a species!

 

[Mastermind]

Good morning identifiers.

 

[Loony661]

Good morning doods. Plan is to lay pipe all day…
We have a culvert to replace and extend today.

 

[nbbt]

Good morning gents.
Have a great humpday on this Wednesday.

 

[John Wargo]

Nice to see you out here in NZ @timg
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@timg . International man of knowledge and travel

 

[John Wargo]

Class test this morning. So much B.S. that goes along with being able to teach OSHA classes. Paperwork seems like it will be a nightmare

 

[3browns]

Morning, 50 headed to 65

 

[p61 western]

Good morning fellas

 

[JoeDirt]

One more retarded phone call and I might snap... guy just called and starts with "You're aware that they are undercutting you on the advance website?"

Um no, if you buy online, there is a 20% coupon code you can use. We aren't undercutting ourselves.

Then says "Well, can you just match the 20% off on a battery so I don't have to order it online?"

No, the 20% doesn't apply to batteries, online or in-store. The price of batteries doesn't change.

Then he hangs up, calls right back and my boss answers. Dummy asks the same questions, gets the same answers, and goes "Oh so you must've talked to the other guy (me) about not giving the discount?"

Um no, *s-wordhead. It doesn't change. No one is trying to scam you out of 20% on a battery. Try to order it online if you don't believe me. It won't let you apply the discount.

Geez...

 

[redline4]

One more retarded phone call and I might snap... guy just called and starts with "You're aware that they are undercutting you on the advance website?"

Um no, if you buy online, there is a 20% coupon code you can use. We aren't undercutting ourselves.

Then says "Well, can you just match the 20% off on a battery so I don't have to order it online?"

No, the 20% doesn't apply to batteries, online or in-store. The price of batteries doesn't change.

Then he hangs up, calls right back and my boss answers. Dummy asks the same questions, gets the same answers, and goes "Oh so you must've talked to the other guy (me) about not giving the discount?"

Um no, *s-wordhead. It doesn't change. No one is trying to scam you out of 20% on a battery. Try to order it online if you don't believe me. It won't let you apply the discount.

Geez...

So, what you're saying is that you won't give me a fuggin discount on a battery?
What a dik.

 

[Stump Shot]

Found out the official rain total from the other night, three and one half inches in about as many hours. One house burned to the ground a couple of townships away from a lightning strike.
Whomped up a little bit of wood and have some ends from the garlic plants in the dehydrator to see how it works out.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena dis counting ehoas.

 

[timg]

@timg . International man of knowledge and travel

LOL, That's too extreme Wargo. Just a short thumbed fugger with a couple wrenches and a white Chevy. Looks as if your gonna have to give your son a class in anger management when you get back home. Test his anger on some calculus equations ok.

 

[Mastermind]

In the Smoky Mountains. Its 100°.

Fugh this.

Earlier at the Zoo....

 

[Stump Shot]

In the Smoky Mountains. Its 100°.

Fugh this.

Earlier at the Zoo....

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Nice zoo exhibit, what do they call it?

 

[John Wargo]

So, what you're saying is that you won't give me a fuggin discount on a battery?
What a dik.

Total Dik move on his part. You know he can fudge the numbers