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Thanks guys


Want to know what else isn’t right Larry? The MFers haven’t even been charged yet!!!

He was in an unmarked car so that means no dashcam footage.

3 men held in Oakland County Detective Reckling's murder could soon be released​

I am going to avoid saying something. Paul Kersey is needed again.
 

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Want to know what else isn’t right Larry? The MFers haven’t even been charged yet!!!

He was in an unmarked car so that means no dashcam footage.

3 men held in Oakland County Detective Reckling's murder could soon be released​

That ain't even right.
 

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Annual stocktake check at the branch.
Under 25 pair get given the safety shelf and count 16 leather gloves.
16 does not agree with inventory logged on stock control.

"Adam, can you check the gloves please".

8. 8 pairs.

Dumb kuntź counted lefts AND rights. FFS, we're doomed.
 

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Annual stocktake check at the branch.
Under 25 pair get given the safety shelf and count 16 leather gloves.
16 does not agree with inventory logged on stock control.

"Adam, can you check the gloves please".

8. 8 pairs.

Dumb kuntź counted lefts AND rights. FFS, we're doomed.
Wait, gloves come in pairs? What if a left glove identifies as a right glove?


You're right, we are doomed as a species!
 

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One more retarded phone call and I might snap... guy just called and starts with "You're aware that they are undercutting you on the advance website?"

Um no, if you buy online, there is a 20% coupon code you can use. We aren't undercutting ourselves.

Then says "Well, can you just match the 20% off on a battery so I don't have to order it online?"

No, the 20% doesn't apply to batteries, online or in-store. The price of batteries doesn't change.

Then he hangs up, calls right back and my boss answers. Dummy asks the same questions, gets the same answers, and goes "Oh so you must've talked to the other guy (me) about not giving the discount?"

Um no, *s-wordhead. It doesn't change. No one is trying to scam you out of 20% on a battery. Try to order it online if you don't believe me. It won't let you apply the discount.

Geez...
 

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One more retarded phone call and I might snap... guy just called and starts with "You're aware that they are undercutting you on the advance website?"

Um no, if you buy online, there is a 20% coupon code you can use. We aren't undercutting ourselves.

Then says "Well, can you just match the 20% off on a battery so I don't have to order it online?"

No, the 20% doesn't apply to batteries, online or in-store. The price of batteries doesn't change.

Then he hangs up, calls right back and my boss answers. Dummy asks the same questions, gets the same answers, and goes "Oh so you must've talked to the other guy (me) about not giving the discount?"

Um no, *s-wordhead. It doesn't change. No one is trying to scam you out of 20% on a battery. Try to order it online if you don't believe me. It won't let you apply the discount.

Geez...

So, what you're saying is that you won't give me a fuggin discount on a battery?
What a dik.
 

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Found out the official rain total from the other night, three and one half inches in about as many hours. One house burned to the ground a couple of townships away from a lightning strike.
Whomped up a little bit of wood and have some ends from the garlic plants in the dehydrator to see how it works out.
 
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