Not So Pro 3

[Czed]

We got all the kids bikes running so the drunk adults can get hurt on them tonight
There's a big cook out for my friends daughter's graduation.

 

[Loony661]

We got all the kids bikes running so the drunk adults can get hurt on them tonight
There's a big cook out for my friends daughter's graduation.View attachment 422356

Yes!

 

[cuinrearview]

The folks we helped with the tornado trees on Friday gave us some freshly canned strawberry jam from their patch. It made a nice breakfast on some local challah toast with a French omelette with Boursin and some Amish bacon.

 

[Lnk]

Good morning men, thunderstorms this morning, got the animals fed before it started. Coffee time. Then I have to roast some beans.

 

[Mastermind]

Good morning fellas.

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. Sunny 61°F/ 16°C going up to 77°F/ 25°C

 

[nbbt]

Morning folks. A sunny and cool start to Sunday for us. 55f / 71f , not to bad for getting outsides stuffs done.

 

[Loony661]

Howdy fellas. Sunny Sunday here today. Breakfast, church, then coffee with Grandma and some extended family.

 

[Loony661]

The folks we helped with the tornado trees on Friday gave us some freshly canned strawberry jam from their patch. It made a nice breakfast on some local challah toast with a French omelette with Boursin and some Amish bacon.View attachment 422376

That looks fantastic.

 

[full chizel]

The folks we helped with the tornado trees on Friday gave us some freshly canned strawberry jam from their patch. It made a nice breakfast on some local challah toast with a French omelette with Boursin and some Amish bacon.View attachment 422376

No breakfast like that for me today. 2 Nature Valley bars and a cup of coffee on the way to work.

 

[Loony661]

No breakfast like that for me today. 2 Nature Valley bars and a cup of coffee on the way to work.

Most of the time for lunch, I just have a 30g protein bar like MetRx or FitCrunch and an electrolyte drink and I’m good to go for another 4 hours or so. But breakfast, that’s a different story. I gotta have eggs and whatnot.

Stay safe out there today.

 

[Mastermind]

A bunch of folks have hay down here....and it's raining.

 

[nbbt]

The folks we helped with the tornado trees on Friday gave us some freshly canned strawberry jam from their patch. It made a nice breakfast on some local challah toast with a French omelette with Boursin and some Amish bacon.View attachment 422376

That looks tasty. And the fresh jam is the icing on the cake.

 

[AlfA01]

Morning folks! Getting ready to slaughter a ram…that SOB sent me to the emergency room Thursday night.

 

[Firewood Hoarder]

Morning folks! Getting ready to slaughter a ram…that SOB sent me to the emergency room Thursday night.

Sounds like he will get whats coming to him. What happened?

 

[Czed]

Mornin' if anyone is at least a little interested in shooting
Buy one of these Taurus's they have a 3 free mag deal going on

I bought a second one everyone new and experienced shooter's loves it
I have a red dot on the other one i had new shooter's hitting steel at 50yds with it.

 

[Czed]

Guy at work got in trouble for something and got pulled in the office
He came out and yelled
Derek's got a mouth as soft as a silk sock
Then he was pulled right back into the office.

 

[AlfA01]

Sounds like he will get whats coming to him. What happened?

I let the herd out to graze like I do every evening. We usually walk down the road and I let them graze on a big slope down the road. I was walking nonchalantly and all of a sudden he hit me in the back right under my shoulder blades. I flew for a bit and smacked flat on the pavement. My feet went out from under me like I had slipped on ice. He’s got a full curl set of horns that are 4+” wide at base.

I laid on the ground struggling to get a breath for about 5 minutes. I finally recovered enough to get the herd back in the pasture. I waited for an hour and couldn’t manage to breathe well enough for comfort. The wife convinced me that going to the emergency room was the best thing to do so off we went. After a pile of tests and X-rays, they discovered nothing was broken and my blood and ultrasound was normal, they still didn’t give me a diagnosis. 12 hours of that chit and I had enough…I signed myself out and left. They told me if I can’t breathe and my lungs fill with fluid to come back.

 

[Mastermind]

Morning folks! Getting ready to slaughter a ram…that SOB sent me to the emergency room Thursday night.

Yep....eat that mfer.

 

[Firewood Hoarder]

I let the herd out to graze like I do every evening. We usually walk down the road and I let them graze on a big slope down the road. I was walking nonchalantly and all of a sudden he hit me in the back right under my shoulder blades. I flew for a bit and smacked flat on the pavement. My feet went out from under me like I had slipped on ice. He’s got a full curl set of horns that are 4+” wide at base.

I laid on the ground struggling to get a breath for about 5 minutes. I finally recovered enough to get the herd back in the pasture. I waited for an hour and couldn’t manage to breathe well enough for comfort. The wife convinced me that going to the emergency room was the best thing to do so off we went. After a pile of tests and X-rays, they discovered nothing was broken and my blood and ultrasound was normal, they still didn’t give me a diagnosis. 12 hours of that chit and I had enough…I signed myself out and left. They told me if I can’t breathe and my lungs fill with fluid to come back.

Sounds like he needs to go. I could understand him defending the herd if you were doing something to one of the ewes or getting them all riled up, but hitting you unprovoked like that is an offense. Hope you don't have any damage done that hasn't shown up yet.

Years ago, my dad brought home a pregnant ewe he got in trade for some maintenance work he did for a friend on an old tractor. We had the barn space and he always wanted some sheep.

We had turkeys and chickens at the time, and they shared the same space in the barnyard with the sheep. One of my daily chores was to feed and water the birds, and collect any eggs they had laid. This ewe decided she hated me, and hit me in the small of the back or rear end several dozen times that summer when I was about 10 years old. Pretty sure I got a concussion on one occasion, when she sent me head first into the doorframe when I was bending over to fill a chicken feeder from the feedbag.

I ended up having to see a chiropractor for several years afterwards as a kid, due to chronic headaches and back problems. A-hole sheep are no joke...

The year afterwards, when her lamb was grown, my dad had her butchered. Best mutton I had ever eaten, and my mother made a leg-of-lamb for my 11th birthday from that sheep.