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Guy at work got in trouble for something and got pulled in the office
He came out and yelled
Derek's got a mouth as soft as a silk sock
Then he was pulled right back into the office.
 

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Sounds like he will get whats coming to him. What happened?
I let the herd out to graze like I do every evening. We usually walk down the road and I let them graze on a big slope down the road. I was walking nonchalantly and all of a sudden he hit me in the back right under my shoulder blades. I flew for a bit and smacked flat on the pavement. My feet went out from under me like I had slipped on ice. He’s got a full curl set of horns that are 4+” wide at base.

I laid on the ground struggling to get a breath for about 5 minutes. I finally recovered enough to get the herd back in the pasture. I waited for an hour and couldn’t manage to breathe well enough for comfort. The wife convinced me that going to the emergency room was the best thing to do so off we went. After a pile of tests and X-rays, they discovered nothing was broken and my blood and ultrasound was normal, they still didn’t give me a diagnosis. 12 hours of that chit and I had enough…I signed myself out and left. They told me if I can’t breathe and my lungs fill with fluid to come back.
 

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I let the herd out to graze like I do every evening. We usually walk down the road and I let them graze on a big slope down the road. I was walking nonchalantly and all of a sudden he hit me in the back right under my shoulder blades. I flew for a bit and smacked flat on the pavement. My feet went out from under me like I had slipped on ice. He’s got a full curl set of horns that are 4+” wide at base.

I laid on the ground struggling to get a breath for about 5 minutes. I finally recovered enough to get the herd back in the pasture. I waited for an hour and couldn’t manage to breathe well enough for comfort. The wife convinced me that going to the emergency room was the best thing to do so off we went. After a pile of tests and X-rays, they discovered nothing was broken and my blood and ultrasound was normal, they still didn’t give me a diagnosis. 12 hours of that chit and I had enough…I signed myself out and left. They told me if I can’t breathe and my lungs fill with fluid to come back.

Sounds like he needs to go. I could understand him defending the herd if you were doing something to one of the ewes or getting them all riled up, but hitting you unprovoked like that is an offense. Hope you don't have any damage done that hasn't shown up yet.

Years ago, my dad brought home a pregnant ewe he got in trade for some maintenance work he did for a friend on an old tractor. We had the barn space and he always wanted some sheep.

We had turkeys and chickens at the time, and they shared the same space in the barnyard with the sheep. One of my daily chores was to feed and water the birds, and collect any eggs they had laid. This ewe decided she hated me, and hit me in the small of the back or rear end several dozen times that summer when I was about 10 years old. Pretty sure I got a concussion on one occasion, when she sent me head first into the doorframe when I was bending over to fill a chicken feeder from the feedbag.

I ended up having to see a chiropractor for several years afterwards as a kid, due to chronic headaches and back problems. A-hole sheep are no joke...

The year afterwards, when her lamb was grown, my dad had her butchered. Best mutton I had ever eaten, and my mother made a leg-of-lamb for my 11th birthday from that sheep.
 

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Morning folks! Getting ready to slaughter a ram…that SOB sent me to the emergency room Thursday night.
Never been around rams but an old man i worked for in 1985 had a bull
With an intense hatred for some reason for that old man
Corbitt carnel was his name
Really nice guy that bull wouldn't even look at me
But would charge corbit any chance it got
And it finally smashed him against a gate
I thought he was dead but that old man got up and went and got one of those dodge 4ft torsion bar's he had
And he climbed to the top of that gate
And jumped swinging that bar on that bulls head it hit the ground like it was struck by lightning
Layed there for most of the day and wouldn't ever come near corbitt again.
 

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Morning folks! Getting ready to slaughter a ram…that SOB sent me to the emergency room Thursday night.

Slaughter & Autograph are coming to the local fair grounds end of June.

Too bad AC/DC is not with them, other wise I would probably go to the concert. Lol
 

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I let the herd out to graze like I do every evening. We usually walk down the road and I let them graze on a big slope down the road. I was walking nonchalantly and all of a sudden he hit me in the back right under my shoulder blades. I flew for a bit and smacked flat on the pavement. My feet went out from under me like I had slipped on ice. He’s got a full curl set of horns that are 4+” wide at base.

I laid on the ground struggling to get a breath for about 5 minutes. I finally recovered enough to get the herd back in the pasture. I waited for an hour and couldn’t manage to breathe well enough for comfort. The wife convinced me that going to the emergency room was the best thing to do so off we went. After a pile of tests and X-rays, they discovered nothing was broken and my blood and ultrasound was normal, they still didn’t give me a diagnosis. 12 hours of that chit and I had enough…I signed myself out and left. They told me if I can’t breathe and my lungs fill with fluid to come back.
@dall
Has had a lot of goat related injuries.
 

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I let the herd out to graze like I do every evening. We usually walk down the road and I let them graze on a big slope down the road. I was walking nonchalantly and all of a sudden he hit me in the back right under my shoulder blades. I flew for a bit and smacked flat on the pavement. My feet went out from under me like I had slipped on ice. He’s got a full curl set of horns that are 4+” wide at base.

I laid on the ground struggling to get a breath for about 5 minutes. I finally recovered enough to get the herd back in the pasture. I waited for an hour and couldn’t manage to breathe well enough for comfort. The wife convinced me that going to the emergency room was the best thing to do so off we went. After a pile of tests and X-rays, they discovered nothing was broken and my blood and ultrasound was normal, they still didn’t give me a diagnosis. 12 hours of that chit and I had enough…I signed myself out and left. They told me if I can’t breathe and my lungs fill with fluid to come back.
Sounds like you need to see the chiropractor and get all your vertebrae and bones back where they should be. I’d had ribs out before, and it’s no joke when it limits your breathing. Get well soon, and enjoy the meat!
 

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A pleasant surprise for me today. I was paying some bills online and clicked on an old credit card link that I paid off at least a year ago. Seems I had over 23,000 reward points accumulated. That transferred into 233.00 and change. It's set up to be deposited into my checking account. Nice !!!!
 

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A pleasant surprise for me today. I was paying some bills online and clicked on an old credit card link that I paid off at least a year ago. Seems I had over 23,000 reward points accumulated. That transferred into 233.00 and change. It's set up to be deposited into my checking account. Nice !!!!
You'll have to go to England to see AC/DC
 
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