I need a favor
Will one of you please come up here and hit me in the side of the head with a good steel shovel for ordering something from Amazon and then being surprised when it turned out to be a cheap chinese piece of *s-wordt
I think my brain needs a hard reset
Fanks in advance
You may live outside the radius for such a request. Let's consider the facts allowed under the chainsaw revised statutes. Info provided
under CRS 187.064 - clause agreements last revised in 2017, under the JMS fall out shenaniganz. The
radius for a arse kicking's was set at a 3 hour max radius, from your home, to said offenders home. Pertaining to someone / anyone, that needed a arse kicking for a deal gone south, of a chainsaw, and, or chainsaw parts, relating to a deal that originated on the chainsaw forums that ended in a south bound facing manner.
Requesting a beating in the head with a shovel, for buyin' a cheap knockoff china puller of the dents,
can and should fall under same such radius's requested (or not-requested) as does arse kickings, pursuant the allowed radius in
CRS 187.064 - and considering all of the facts of the request, and that no said persons or expressed members, are (
or is) inside the 3 hour radius of Nowheres-ville Alaska, you are completely shat out of luck, in such a request, and furthermore on your own for trying to save a few dollars by purchasing a knockoff puller of the dents on the Amazon. Case close, you're
dismissed with prejudice. No further rebuttal, and or appeals will be considered, at this time or in the future. These matters are now adjourned.