Not So Pro 3

[Kiwioilboiler]

You said practice coupon wrong lol

You're so poor you have to clip coupons just to practice? Don't be so proud man, reach out for help for chrissakes.

 

[dall]

You're so poor you have to clip coupons just to practice? Don't be so proud man, reach out for help for chrissakes.

He knows what I’m saying

 

[Gullet]

You're so poor you have to clip coupons just to practice? Don't be so proud man, reach out for help for chrissakes.

I tried to save him some money on his surgery.
Offered to do it much cheaper.

 

[dall]

I tried to save him some money on his surgery.
Offered to do it much cheaper.

You wasn’t the only one who volunteered

 

[Gullet]

You wasn’t the only one who volunteered

I still think the Pantyhose soaked in superglue would have worked well as a stint.
Maybe a little Tygon tubing here & there you could have saved THOUSANDS!
Hell, I would have done it for a 30 pack.

 

[dall]

I still think the Pantyhose soaked in superglue would have worked well as a stint.
Maybe a little Tygon tubing here & there you could have saved THOUSANDS!
Hell, I would have done it for a 30 pack.

Lol I rarely use my health insurance and it’s been since 2016 since I did
And so far Dr bills have been over 200k
So atleast they had to pay some

 

[maulhead]

Some moron in white GMC, blew right through a stop sign today, he had a stop sign, I didn't.

If I wouldn't of slammed the brakes, and drove into the corn field, at the very last second. He would of plowed right into my drivers door.

I estimate he was doing about 55-60 mph. I got out and chewed his ass. He said sorry about 50 times, while I verbally abused him.

He admitted he was texting and not paying attention, plus he had a can of Coors in the cup holder, and a few empties in the bed.

I wanted to slap the stupid out of him so bad, but I just left.

 

[Gullet]

Lol I rarely use my health insurance and it’s been since 2016 since I did
And so far Dr bills have been over 200k
So atleast they had to pay some

Why?
You paid for it all those years!
Let me use it!
I still need that Penis reduction surgery so I can walk on 2 legs instead of 3.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Some moron in white GMC, blew right through a stop sign today, he had a stop sign, I didn't.

If I wouldn't of slammed the brakes, and drove into the corn field, at the very last second. He would of plowed right into my drivers door.

I estimate he was doing about 55-60 mph. I got out and chewed his ass. He said sorry about 50 times, while I verbally abused him.

He admitted he was texting and not paying attention, plus he had a can of Coors in the cup holder, and a few empties in the bed.

I wanted to slap the stupid out of him so bad, but I just left.

Good driving bro. That would have hurt if he'd got ya.

 

[dall]

Why?
You paid for it all those years!
Let me use it!
I still need that Penis reduction surgery so I can walk on 2 legs instead of 3.

I don’t go to dr unless I’m dying lol

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Why?
You paid for it all those years!
Let me use it!
I still need that Penis reduction surgery so I can walk on 2 legs instead of 3.

You may have misunderstood. We say you act like a massive penis. Act, not have.

 

[Gullet]

Lol I rarely use my health insurance and it’s been since 2016 since I did
And so far Dr bills have been over 200k
So atleast they had to pay some

I feel for ya bro & you know I'm just kidding.
Prolly one of the most traumatic things a person can go thru.
Brave man to go through that chit.

 

[Gullet]

You may have misunderstood. We say you act like a massive penis. Act, not have.

Want a pic or it didnt happen?
PM sent. Lol

 

[dall]

You may have misunderstood. We say you act like a massive penis. Act, not have.

Exactly lol

I feel for ya bro & you know I'm just kidding.
Prolly one of the most traumatic things a person can go thru.
Brave man to go through that chit.

I kinda knew when local dr said I had heart problem and then when the cardiologist tried to do stents and couldn’t I knew for sure
Worst part of the whole process has been the stress test
I still have pain in the chest but it’s not the same heart chest pain as before
This pain is the muscles and nerves attaching
It’s around most of the time but getting better everyday

 

[JoeDirt]

Evening slack gang. I blocked traffic today to snipe a picture of this nice tat. I think its supposed to be the cancer astrology sign. Let's just say it was poorly executed.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Evening slack gang. I blocked traffic today to snipe a picture of this nice tat. I think its supposed to be the cancer astrology sign. Let's just say it was poorly executed.
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I had to turn it on its side...

 

[dall]

Evening slack gang. I blocked traffic today to snipe a picture of this nice tat. I think its supposed to be the cancer astrology sign. Let's just say it was poorly executed.
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She let you ride *b-word ?

 

[Gullet]

Exactly lol

I kinda knew when local dr said I had heart problem and then when the cardiologist tried to do stents and couldn’t I knew for sure
Worst part of the whole process has been the stress test
I still have pain in the chest but it’s not the same heart chest pain as before
This pain is the muscles and nerves attaching
It’s around most of the time but getting better everyday

I raced to the Emergency Room when I worked for Pepsi once because I thought I had a heart attack.
It was the most intense chest pain ever that literally brought me to my knees!

Doctor ran tests & said no heart attack, simple muscle cramps around my heart that can cramp like any other muscle.

I was scared to death on that drive.
Thought all the hookers & coke caught up with me! Lol

 

[Mastermind]

We're gonna roll up some grass tomorrow.

 

[Gullet]

We're gonna roll up some grass tomorrow.

Dont roll it too tight or it wont smoke.